First, Majid was on time for once.
Then Abid started running two's.
And finally, Tom batted sensibly (almost).
With such a trio of unprecedented events, what could possibly go wrong for Cincers?
Very little, as Camel Cricket Club found.
Our new opponents (their name comes from their local pub in Bethnal Green) crawled to just 106 all off 32.1 overs.
Tight Cincers' bowling, led by Majid and Chris P, pegged them back before new boy Prudhi (3 wickets), the Skip (2) and Naveed (2) hoovered up the wickets.
Tom took a sharp chance at straightest mid-wicket off one of the Skip's looser (ahem..!) deliveries while Chris snaffled one at cow corner off Richard.
A six for sure if he hadn't caught it.
The innings was prolonged if not in overs then in time when Camel's Jason decided to switch round to playing as a leftie and then decided he had to replace his pads.
Much muttering from us but as he then proceeded to score hardly any runs as a left-hander, why complain? (he had whacked the Skip for a most unsporting right-handed six).
In reply, Cincers knocked off the runs with nearly nine overs to spare and for just 3 wickets down.
Tom was the star of the show, careful accumulating ('You feeling OK, Tom?' asked the Skip) on his way to 26.
Whereupon, he holed out trying to hit the winning runs with a boundary.
Was he out to a legside swipe to mid-wicket? Yes he was!
Before that, Abid and Majid opening up broke the back of Camel's resistance, with Majid in particular plundering the boundaries.
He went for 22, Abid for 11 (but including a couple of "all-run" two's) and Moyners finished on 24 not out.
A minor ball controversy coloured the game.
It was a heavily lacquered job with no noticeable seam, the like of which we may never see again.
We hope.
But many thanks to Camel for a great game and see you again on September 9.
PS: This game was played on Sunday, August 12, Sorry for late posting.
ENDS
Friday, 31 August 2012
Sunday, 22 July 2012
Cincers take revenge on Actors as sun finally shines...but who ate all the coffee cake?
Test Match Tim hit form today to steer Cincers home against the formidable Actors bowling attack.
He and new recruit Gaurav - son of Dee - put on an undefeated stand of 80 to take us past the oppo's total of 124.
Ten of the allotted 35 overs were unused as Cincers seemingly coasted to victory.
But the result - revenge on our heavy defeat at the hands of Actors last month - was no walk in the park.
Firstly, the Skip did what he always does at the start of a game....lost the toss.
It was relief when Actors did what we wanted them to do - opted to bat first.
As ever, several Cincers were late.
Majid, Farhan and Kamran arrived 45 minutes after the scheduled start, apparently thanks to an emergency stop at Carphone Warehouse on the way over.
By the time they finally rolled up, we were well under the cosh.
Alex W - thrown the new ball by the Skip in a cunning ploy to stop him moaning about not getting a bowl - was wild.
Or should that be 'wide'?
The big man was spraying it all over the show, leaving keeper Dee not sure which wicket we were supposed to be playing on.
The champagne moment came when he fired one down between first and second slip, and then berated them for 'just standing there' and not stopping the resulting four wides.
He was immediately dubbed 'Mr Angry' by the highly-amused opposition watching from under the trees.
Fortunately, Gaurav, opening at the other end, was a model of accuracy and good lines.
The batsmen played and missed, depriving the new recruit of a wicket.
Gaurav went, though, for just seven runs off four overs.
Eventually, Mr Angry at the other end hit the jackpot - a fast, straight ball that castled oppo opener J. Flood all ends up.
The Shock of The New, they call in the art world.
A ball on the stumps, we called it.
Mr Flood departed in a state of dazed surprise.
Sadly, the wides virus also affected Richard de Q's normally niggardly line.
Our generosity meant Actors were rattling along at over five an over after the first 10.
Richard hit back with a stunning caught and bowled which put paid to Actors' other free-scoring opener.
Charlie Barker came on at the tennis-court end Alex had operated from but he immediately hit a good length and line.
He was clobbered in his second over for two boundaries but responded by clean-bowling Actors' number three.
A key moment came in the final over of his spell of seven.
First ball, Actors' talented Kiwi batsman Simon put Charlie over the ropes for a superb six.
Three balls later, though, he was gone - bowled by a top-hole delivery which pitched leg and hit off.
Unplayable.
Presumably the Skip was inspired by his example.
Having first checked with Air Traffic Control, the purveyor of twirly leggies brought himself on at the allotments end and for once found a decent length straight up.
His first two overs went for a relatively scrooge-like nine.
With the first ball of his next, the Captain made a breakthrough.
He bowled Actors number six who went back when he should have come forward.
The Skip's seven-over spell accounted for three more oppo batsmen - two of them caught at mid-wicket by Alex W.
Majid, who arrived in a bright turquoise top that needed planning permission, was clearly upset he wasn't getting a share of the limelight.
So when he was finally thrown the ball, he took three in four balls in a triple-wicket maiden.
One of them was a spectacular caught-behind by Dee who threw himself across first slip (Test Match) to snaffle the chance.
It was left to the Skip to end the innings, taking the 11th wicket (12 aside-game so many people turned up) when Westie held one of his catches at mid-wicket.
Wayward as his bowling can be, Alex is establishing himself as one of Cincers' safest pair of hands in the field.
Pity he had blotted his copybook by escorting a clip through midwicket off Richard de Q over the boundary for four.
Actors finished on 124 - 16 of them wides out of 22 extras overall.
Tut, tut.
The 125 target off 35 was not, in theory, a mountain to claim, especially as at long last the sun was beating down on the venue at Ham near Richmond.
Cincers' batting this season, though, has been anything but summit-scaling.
Add to that Actors' bowling which is traditionally one of their strengths.
So it proved anything but easy.
Test Match opened with Biraj from BK who stepped in at short notice this morning when Tim M was ruled out by a domestic gas leak (all safely sorted, by the way).
Actors' opening bowlers Jamie and J. Flood were on the money, pitching the ball up and getting lift, bounce and not a little swing.
Test Match and Biraj, though, picked off the few bad balls and the scoring rate was not a problem.
With the score on 21, Biraj perished - smacking the ball hard to shortish extra-cover where Jamie took a smart catch.
Enter Farhan at number three.
He was quickly into his stride, notching a couple of boundaries and looking in his pomp.
Actors were clearly scarred by Farhan's last appearance against them - a quick-fire 50-odd when he was batting at number 10 (hmmm...was that because he was late then as well...?)
Anyhow, Actors clearly remembered, muttering about how important it was to get rid of him as quickly as possible.
A snorter of a delivery from Actors' J. Flood almost did the trick.
It pitched on off and reared away to first slip.
The very next ball did work the magic.
Pitched full and swinging late to leg, it caught Farhan on his back foot, sparking a frenzied LBW.
It was given.
Cincers were on 45 with plenty of time and overs to go.
But a wobble was more than possible.
Actors, used to seeing Cincers collapse, sensed this could be their moment.
The sledging certainly increased as Gaurav joined Test Match in the middle.
Nervous edges came and went, as did appeals for LB.
There was one definite chance off Gaurav's bat that went down at first slip - to the fury of bowler Simon.
But all the time Test Match - not thus far this year in vintage form - was getting into his stride.
One sumptious extra-cover drive was just about the shot of the day.
Gaurav too was gaining in confidence, driving crisply and scoring freely.
In the end, the duo took us safely over the line.
Tim finished on 44 not out, Gaurav on 33 undefeated.
Thanks to Actors for a great game and for bringing the stumps, boundary markers and scoreboard.
Thanks to Dee for bringing the tea.
Thanks most of all to Mrs Hayles for the coffee cake!
Sadly, there was not enough to go round.
But sources very close to the Skipper say it was moist, creamy and quite, quite delicious.
He and new recruit Gaurav - son of Dee - put on an undefeated stand of 80 to take us past the oppo's total of 124.
Ten of the allotted 35 overs were unused as Cincers seemingly coasted to victory.
But the result - revenge on our heavy defeat at the hands of Actors last month - was no walk in the park.
Firstly, the Skip did what he always does at the start of a game....lost the toss.
It was relief when Actors did what we wanted them to do - opted to bat first.
As ever, several Cincers were late.
Majid, Farhan and Kamran arrived 45 minutes after the scheduled start, apparently thanks to an emergency stop at Carphone Warehouse on the way over.
By the time they finally rolled up, we were well under the cosh.
Alex W - thrown the new ball by the Skip in a cunning ploy to stop him moaning about not getting a bowl - was wild.
Or should that be 'wide'?
The big man was spraying it all over the show, leaving keeper Dee not sure which wicket we were supposed to be playing on.
The champagne moment came when he fired one down between first and second slip, and then berated them for 'just standing there' and not stopping the resulting four wides.
He was immediately dubbed 'Mr Angry' by the highly-amused opposition watching from under the trees.
Fortunately, Gaurav, opening at the other end, was a model of accuracy and good lines.
The batsmen played and missed, depriving the new recruit of a wicket.
Gaurav went, though, for just seven runs off four overs.
Eventually, Mr Angry at the other end hit the jackpot - a fast, straight ball that castled oppo opener J. Flood all ends up.
The Shock of The New, they call in the art world.
A ball on the stumps, we called it.
Mr Flood departed in a state of dazed surprise.
Sadly, the wides virus also affected Richard de Q's normally niggardly line.
Our generosity meant Actors were rattling along at over five an over after the first 10.
Richard hit back with a stunning caught and bowled which put paid to Actors' other free-scoring opener.
Charlie Barker came on at the tennis-court end Alex had operated from but he immediately hit a good length and line.
He was clobbered in his second over for two boundaries but responded by clean-bowling Actors' number three.
A key moment came in the final over of his spell of seven.
First ball, Actors' talented Kiwi batsman Simon put Charlie over the ropes for a superb six.
Three balls later, though, he was gone - bowled by a top-hole delivery which pitched leg and hit off.
Unplayable.
Presumably the Skip was inspired by his example.
Having first checked with Air Traffic Control, the purveyor of twirly leggies brought himself on at the allotments end and for once found a decent length straight up.
His first two overs went for a relatively scrooge-like nine.
With the first ball of his next, the Captain made a breakthrough.
He bowled Actors number six who went back when he should have come forward.
The Skip's seven-over spell accounted for three more oppo batsmen - two of them caught at mid-wicket by Alex W.
Majid, who arrived in a bright turquoise top that needed planning permission, was clearly upset he wasn't getting a share of the limelight.
So when he was finally thrown the ball, he took three in four balls in a triple-wicket maiden.
One of them was a spectacular caught-behind by Dee who threw himself across first slip (Test Match) to snaffle the chance.
It was left to the Skip to end the innings, taking the 11th wicket (12 aside-game so many people turned up) when Westie held one of his catches at mid-wicket.
Wayward as his bowling can be, Alex is establishing himself as one of Cincers' safest pair of hands in the field.
Pity he had blotted his copybook by escorting a clip through midwicket off Richard de Q over the boundary for four.
Actors finished on 124 - 16 of them wides out of 22 extras overall.
Tut, tut.
The 125 target off 35 was not, in theory, a mountain to claim, especially as at long last the sun was beating down on the venue at Ham near Richmond.
Cincers' batting this season, though, has been anything but summit-scaling.
Add to that Actors' bowling which is traditionally one of their strengths.
So it proved anything but easy.
Test Match opened with Biraj from BK who stepped in at short notice this morning when Tim M was ruled out by a domestic gas leak (all safely sorted, by the way).
Actors' opening bowlers Jamie and J. Flood were on the money, pitching the ball up and getting lift, bounce and not a little swing.
Test Match and Biraj, though, picked off the few bad balls and the scoring rate was not a problem.
With the score on 21, Biraj perished - smacking the ball hard to shortish extra-cover where Jamie took a smart catch.
Enter Farhan at number three.
He was quickly into his stride, notching a couple of boundaries and looking in his pomp.
Actors were clearly scarred by Farhan's last appearance against them - a quick-fire 50-odd when he was batting at number 10 (hmmm...was that because he was late then as well...?)
Anyhow, Actors clearly remembered, muttering about how important it was to get rid of him as quickly as possible.
A snorter of a delivery from Actors' J. Flood almost did the trick.
It pitched on off and reared away to first slip.
The very next ball did work the magic.
Pitched full and swinging late to leg, it caught Farhan on his back foot, sparking a frenzied LBW.
It was given.
Cincers were on 45 with plenty of time and overs to go.
But a wobble was more than possible.
Actors, used to seeing Cincers collapse, sensed this could be their moment.
The sledging certainly increased as Gaurav joined Test Match in the middle.
Nervous edges came and went, as did appeals for LB.
There was one definite chance off Gaurav's bat that went down at first slip - to the fury of bowler Simon.
But all the time Test Match - not thus far this year in vintage form - was getting into his stride.
One sumptious extra-cover drive was just about the shot of the day.
Gaurav too was gaining in confidence, driving crisply and scoring freely.
In the end, the duo took us safely over the line.
Tim finished on 44 not out, Gaurav on 33 undefeated.
Thanks to Actors for a great game and for bringing the stumps, boundary markers and scoreboard.
Thanks to Dee for bringing the tea.
Thanks most of all to Mrs Hayles for the coffee cake!
Sadly, there was not enough to go round.
But sources very close to the Skipper say it was moist, creamy and quite, quite delicious.
Saturday, 21 July 2012
Third defeat on the trot for Cincinnati as only straight-bat Frank leaves Whitstable unbeaten
This was a game that, given the weather, should never have happened.
By close of play, Cincers wish it hadn't.
Despite a deluge the day before and all the forecasts, the annual fixture against Whitstable Labour Club went ahead last Sunday.
We even turned up on time (well, mostly) at the pitch in Radfall.
Sadly, the Skip's usual bad luck with the toss also turned up.
We had to bat first on a damp pitch and under overcast skies (just like last year).
Progress was, er, slow.
Test Match was bowled early, the Skip went first ball and when Dee was LB shortly afterwards, Cincers were 20-odd for 3 with nearly an hour gone.
Forgot to say, we play time-game rules in Whitstable.
Thankfully, due to the foul weather nearly everywhere else, Finchley's game was cancelled so Frank was in our ranks.
Together he and Moyners put together a key partnership.
Frankie particularly enjoyed his knock, pulling oppo skip Richard for a six into the brambles at midwicket and forcing us to search for the ball.
Abid's rarely moved so quickly after he found there were stinging nettles in among the brambles.
After we found the ball, Moyners, AKA Mixed Grill*, went for 15 (he walked amid chaotic appeals for a stumping after sportingly admitting he'd nicked it to the keeper).
Enter Roger Shorrock, one of our our resident Whitstable players, looking calm, resolute and determined to make his one game of the season a memorable one.
So it was for the oppo bowler.
Lancastrian Roger was skittled for the big 'O' (very fashionable total for natives of the Red Rose county as the Skip could testify).
Amid the drama, Frank pressed on, stealing the singles here and there, punishing the bad ball and passing his 50 (his first for Cincers?).
He was joined by Alex W who smote a mighty straight six before he was caught for 13.
Kamran was stumped for six but our Aussie coach ended unbeaten on a superb 73.
A total of 144 for 7 off 39 was not a bad effort in the gloom.
But with the sun coming out, it didn't appear not quite so hot.
Cincers bowled well to keep Whitstable in check, with Abid especially miserly at one end.
At the other, first Majid then Kamran went close but it was Dee who struck first.
Our keeper spotted the Whitstable opener was dawdling out of his crease and smartly threw down the stumps.
17 for one became 29 for 2 when oppo Richard, one of their best batsman, chipped the ball to an alert Alex W at extra cover off Abid
With Kamran bowling stubborn Whitstable opener Keith, we had them at 45 for 3.
Another wicket went when Frank, coming on to replace Abid, bowled their keeper Peter.
Our hopes rose.
But Whitstable's master-blaster J. Wicks (who also served up a very fine tea) held his cool.
Instead of his usual fireworks over cow corner, he began accumulating instead.
In partnership with their number six, he steered bit by bit towards the target.
Richard H's late introduction didn't fox him.
A late drama did ensue when Alex W, finally given an over by the Skip, sprayed a few about before trapping Mr Wicks plumb LB.
Four overs to do, 20 to win, five wickets...could there be one of those famous late Cincers v Whitstable late twists?
There could.
The Skip took Westie off (to bring Frank on), thereby provoking a furious response from the deposed paceman who looked caught between launching a High Court legal challenge and thumping the Skip.
Fortunately, he did neither (at the time of writing, that is).
But sadly for us, the game was up. Whitstable got the runs just before the scheduled close.
In other words, our third defeat on the run.
But many thanks to all at the Labour Club for another fine game, a splendid tea and the usual great hospitality.
* ROCKIE'S REVIEW (As told to the Skip): I'm often asked: 'Why is Tim M called Mixed Grill?'
Funnily enough, most people think it dates from his choice of dish on tour in Tenby a few years ago in an Indian restaurant.
While the rest of the team tucked into traditional, tonsil-removing hot curries (apart from the Skip who faints at the mere sight of chillies), Tim ordered the only English dish on the menu.....mixed grill.
Or so everyone remembers.
In fact, it was far more exotic. Little bits of fish in breadcrumbs with chunky chips, actually.
So technically, when you call to Moyners in the field, you should all shout: 'Oi! Scampi!'
By close of play, Cincers wish it hadn't.
Despite a deluge the day before and all the forecasts, the annual fixture against Whitstable Labour Club went ahead last Sunday.
We even turned up on time (well, mostly) at the pitch in Radfall.
Sadly, the Skip's usual bad luck with the toss also turned up.
We had to bat first on a damp pitch and under overcast skies (just like last year).
Progress was, er, slow.
Test Match was bowled early, the Skip went first ball and when Dee was LB shortly afterwards, Cincers were 20-odd for 3 with nearly an hour gone.
Forgot to say, we play time-game rules in Whitstable.
Thankfully, due to the foul weather nearly everywhere else, Finchley's game was cancelled so Frank was in our ranks.
Together he and Moyners put together a key partnership.
Frankie particularly enjoyed his knock, pulling oppo skip Richard for a six into the brambles at midwicket and forcing us to search for the ball.
Abid's rarely moved so quickly after he found there were stinging nettles in among the brambles.
After we found the ball, Moyners, AKA Mixed Grill*, went for 15 (he walked amid chaotic appeals for a stumping after sportingly admitting he'd nicked it to the keeper).
Enter Roger Shorrock, one of our our resident Whitstable players, looking calm, resolute and determined to make his one game of the season a memorable one.
So it was for the oppo bowler.
Lancastrian Roger was skittled for the big 'O' (very fashionable total for natives of the Red Rose county as the Skip could testify).
Amid the drama, Frank pressed on, stealing the singles here and there, punishing the bad ball and passing his 50 (his first for Cincers?).
He was joined by Alex W who smote a mighty straight six before he was caught for 13.
Kamran was stumped for six but our Aussie coach ended unbeaten on a superb 73.
A total of 144 for 7 off 39 was not a bad effort in the gloom.
But with the sun coming out, it didn't appear not quite so hot.
Cincers bowled well to keep Whitstable in check, with Abid especially miserly at one end.
At the other, first Majid then Kamran went close but it was Dee who struck first.
Our keeper spotted the Whitstable opener was dawdling out of his crease and smartly threw down the stumps.
17 for one became 29 for 2 when oppo Richard, one of their best batsman, chipped the ball to an alert Alex W at extra cover off Abid
With Kamran bowling stubborn Whitstable opener Keith, we had them at 45 for 3.
Another wicket went when Frank, coming on to replace Abid, bowled their keeper Peter.
Our hopes rose.
But Whitstable's master-blaster J. Wicks (who also served up a very fine tea) held his cool.
Instead of his usual fireworks over cow corner, he began accumulating instead.
In partnership with their number six, he steered bit by bit towards the target.
Richard H's late introduction didn't fox him.
A late drama did ensue when Alex W, finally given an over by the Skip, sprayed a few about before trapping Mr Wicks plumb LB.
Four overs to do, 20 to win, five wickets...could there be one of those famous late Cincers v Whitstable late twists?
There could.
The Skip took Westie off (to bring Frank on), thereby provoking a furious response from the deposed paceman who looked caught between launching a High Court legal challenge and thumping the Skip.
Fortunately, he did neither (at the time of writing, that is).
But sadly for us, the game was up. Whitstable got the runs just before the scheduled close.
In other words, our third defeat on the run.
But many thanks to all at the Labour Club for another fine game, a splendid tea and the usual great hospitality.
* ROCKIE'S REVIEW (As told to the Skip): I'm often asked: 'Why is Tim M called Mixed Grill?'
Funnily enough, most people think it dates from his choice of dish on tour in Tenby a few years ago in an Indian restaurant.
While the rest of the team tucked into traditional, tonsil-removing hot curries (apart from the Skip who faints at the mere sight of chillies), Tim ordered the only English dish on the menu.....mixed grill.
Or so everyone remembers.
In fact, it was far more exotic. Little bits of fish in breadcrumbs with chunky chips, actually.
So technically, when you call to Moyners in the field, you should all shout: 'Oi! Scampi!'
Tuesday, 3 July 2012
Hammering at Haydons Road as Cincinnati are humbled by sharp-swinging SLICC
And it all started so well.
After bungling out opponents SLICCfor just 130 nine overs short of the allotted 40, what could go wrong?
A superb spell of sharp inswing bowling, that's what.
Skittled, we were.
Blown away.
This is one batting card we won't want to see again..ever.
The top five read: 0, 0, 0, 0 and....0.
Number six, Majid, was the first man to trouble the scorers.
Only two Cincers got into double figures, with Chris P top-scoring on 13.
We had no answer to an inspired spell of fast-medium inswing from SLICC's Danny.
The Skip led the way, opening the batting with Test Match Tim (because no-one else would) and leaving one outside off.
Except it swept in to re-arrange his stumps.
At least the next three batsmen - Farhan, Richard de Q and Alex W (his first appearance of the season) - played a shot.
Fat lot of good it did them, though. They were all bowled.
At the other end, facing SLICC's skipper Will, Test Match Tim was our big hope.
He looked ready to dig in, grind it out, edge towards victory......until he left a widish ball outside his off stump (all the best players do).
It pitched and seamed sharply back in. Clatter. Another 0.
Dee arrived at the crease looking determined to see off the savage inswingers at the other end.
So determined, he got everything he could in front of off stump.
And then looked back in utter amazement to see his wicket shattered by another pearler of a Danny delivery.
At one stage, Cincers were 2 for six.
Getting cocky (and why not?) our opponents dared to think the wickets column would outmatch the runs tally.
They reckoned without a minor rally from Chris Payne and debut player Chris Hope who plundered two late boundaries before nicking off.
A sad, sad total of 45 off 14.5 overs was our return for the day.
Before, Cincers had done well (so we thought) to keep SLICC down to just 130 on a breezy, showery day at Haydons Road, South Wimbledon.
Test Match led the way with a cracking spell off 4 for 3 off 6!
But Richard H also shone with 3 for 13 off 4 (one of them a rare 'hit wicket'..by the batsman, that is).
New boy Chris Hope opened his wicket account, courtesy of a nick from the batsman, an assist from keeper Dee and finally a diving catch from Test Match at first slip.
But Dee needed no help when he took a quite stunning one-handed catch off Chris P's bowling to get the opening wicket.
Later, the loss of the ball - thanks to a top-edged six by SLICC skipper Will off Kamran - sparked a nice row.
It disappeared into a locked-up tennis court and the proposed replacement - an odd-looking Kookaburra - sparked protests from Will.
'I wouldn't worry about it - you'll be out soon,' said Alex sportingly.
He was right.
Will was bowled by Kamran and a promising start of 73 for 1 collapsed into 130 all out, with several of the oppo's lower-order batsmen being very obliging.
Pity SLICC's bowling didn't follow suit.
They did seem to be using a rather posh ball.
But no sour grapes, boys.
And many congrats to Danny for his 6 for 12 off 6, five of them bowled.
ROCKIE'S REVIEW (As told to the Skipper): If there's one thing worse than turning up late for a game, it's arriving on time.
If only Cincers had shown some sense here and rolled up late.
Better still, don't turn up at all when the bowling's this good.
It's bad manners, I know.
But not showing up for a match is sometimes the only way.
I should know. I've only turned up for one game so far this season.
And it's done wonders for my batting average.
After bungling out opponents SLICCfor just 130 nine overs short of the allotted 40, what could go wrong?
A superb spell of sharp inswing bowling, that's what.
Skittled, we were.
Blown away.
This is one batting card we won't want to see again..ever.
The top five read: 0, 0, 0, 0 and....0.
Number six, Majid, was the first man to trouble the scorers.
Only two Cincers got into double figures, with Chris P top-scoring on 13.
We had no answer to an inspired spell of fast-medium inswing from SLICC's Danny.
The Skip led the way, opening the batting with Test Match Tim (because no-one else would) and leaving one outside off.
Except it swept in to re-arrange his stumps.
At least the next three batsmen - Farhan, Richard de Q and Alex W (his first appearance of the season) - played a shot.
Fat lot of good it did them, though. They were all bowled.
At the other end, facing SLICC's skipper Will, Test Match Tim was our big hope.
He looked ready to dig in, grind it out, edge towards victory......until he left a widish ball outside his off stump (all the best players do).
It pitched and seamed sharply back in. Clatter. Another 0.
Dee arrived at the crease looking determined to see off the savage inswingers at the other end.
So determined, he got everything he could in front of off stump.
And then looked back in utter amazement to see his wicket shattered by another pearler of a Danny delivery.
At one stage, Cincers were 2 for six.
Getting cocky (and why not?) our opponents dared to think the wickets column would outmatch the runs tally.
They reckoned without a minor rally from Chris Payne and debut player Chris Hope who plundered two late boundaries before nicking off.
A sad, sad total of 45 off 14.5 overs was our return for the day.
Before, Cincers had done well (so we thought) to keep SLICC down to just 130 on a breezy, showery day at Haydons Road, South Wimbledon.
Test Match led the way with a cracking spell off 4 for 3 off 6!
But Richard H also shone with 3 for 13 off 4 (one of them a rare 'hit wicket'..by the batsman, that is).
New boy Chris Hope opened his wicket account, courtesy of a nick from the batsman, an assist from keeper Dee and finally a diving catch from Test Match at first slip.
But Dee needed no help when he took a quite stunning one-handed catch off Chris P's bowling to get the opening wicket.
Later, the loss of the ball - thanks to a top-edged six by SLICC skipper Will off Kamran - sparked a nice row.
It disappeared into a locked-up tennis court and the proposed replacement - an odd-looking Kookaburra - sparked protests from Will.
'I wouldn't worry about it - you'll be out soon,' said Alex sportingly.
He was right.
Will was bowled by Kamran and a promising start of 73 for 1 collapsed into 130 all out, with several of the oppo's lower-order batsmen being very obliging.
Pity SLICC's bowling didn't follow suit.
They did seem to be using a rather posh ball.
But no sour grapes, boys.
And many congrats to Danny for his 6 for 12 off 6, five of them bowled.
ROCKIE'S REVIEW (As told to the Skipper): If there's one thing worse than turning up late for a game, it's arriving on time.
If only Cincers had shown some sense here and rolled up late.
Better still, don't turn up at all when the bowling's this good.
It's bad manners, I know.
But not showing up for a match is sometimes the only way.
I should know. I've only turned up for one game so far this season.
And it's done wonders for my batting average.
Time gentlemen, please! Late late show costs Cincers dear in tense encounter with Actors
A heroic ninth wicket stand of 89- probably a club record, who knows! - from Farhan and Richard H rescued Cincinnati from humiliation at Ham.
But it wasn't enough to save us from defeat....after nearly half the side rolled up hours late.
The no-show obliged the Skip to bat first on a wet, sticky wicket that was soon being used to maximum effect by Actors' seamers.
The ball darting around, we were soon hanging on for dear life at 18 for 4.
And still no sign of four batsmen.
There wasn't much sign of Tim M either - even though he arrived on time.
The changing rooms weren't yet open and 'Shelving' refused to change behind a tree, despite the Skip generously finding a trunk that was wide enough.
Even when he did arrive at the crease (at number six), he didn't last much longer than the rest of us.
At 38 for 8, the game surely was up.
But by then, reinforcements had arrived - Farhan included.
He joined Richard H, who was having a nosebleed batting at 9, and together they put on a heroic stand.
Well, Richard did the standing and Farhan did the heroic hitting.
Three sixes and six fours came off his blade before he holed out for an invaluable 56.
No other batsman made double figures.
Richard went a few balls Farhan before taking an age to score 9 but showed the rest of us how to hang on and put a partnership together.
A total of 117 off 33.1 was hardly a mountain for Actors to climb, especially as conditions were better for batting at the start of their innings.
But with Majid giving nothing away at one end, Chris P picked up two wickets - one courtesy of a blinder of a catch behind square by Richard de Q.
And with Actors seemingly recovering at 59 for 2, Richard H winkled out a batsman, with Dee taking the stumping.
It quickly became 59 for 4 when new recruit offspinner Starbucks (not his real name though I don't know what that is) took a wicket.
Round about now came the big controversy of the match - a 'stumping' not given off Richard H.
The batsman - Mr Hurst - went on to be Actors' top score of 39 n/o but my, that was you call a close decision.
Kamran, another new recruit this season, put in a superb spell of 2 for 2 off 6 overs and another new boy, Abdullah, also picked up a wicket.
But six wickets down was as much as we could get Actors before they passed our total with two overs to spare. Or was that two hours?
ROCKIE'S REVIEW (as told to the Captain): Tick, tock, tick, tock went the old grandfather clock in Rock Hall.
It taught me one very valuable lesson, that clock (well, apart from that fact that clocks make a noise).
In life and in cricket, timing is everything.
Taking to the crease is just like catching a plane.
You wouldn't turn two hours at Heathrow for a flight, would you?
No, you wouldn't.
Turn up late and you've had it. It's gone.
At least with a plane, you can catch a later one (depending on your ticket).
But with batting, well, blink and you've missed it.
And I should know.
But it wasn't enough to save us from defeat....after nearly half the side rolled up hours late.
The no-show obliged the Skip to bat first on a wet, sticky wicket that was soon being used to maximum effect by Actors' seamers.
The ball darting around, we were soon hanging on for dear life at 18 for 4.
And still no sign of four batsmen.
There wasn't much sign of Tim M either - even though he arrived on time.
The changing rooms weren't yet open and 'Shelving' refused to change behind a tree, despite the Skip generously finding a trunk that was wide enough.
Even when he did arrive at the crease (at number six), he didn't last much longer than the rest of us.
At 38 for 8, the game surely was up.
But by then, reinforcements had arrived - Farhan included.
He joined Richard H, who was having a nosebleed batting at 9, and together they put on a heroic stand.
Well, Richard did the standing and Farhan did the heroic hitting.
Three sixes and six fours came off his blade before he holed out for an invaluable 56.
No other batsman made double figures.
Richard went a few balls Farhan before taking an age to score 9 but showed the rest of us how to hang on and put a partnership together.
A total of 117 off 33.1 was hardly a mountain for Actors to climb, especially as conditions were better for batting at the start of their innings.
But with Majid giving nothing away at one end, Chris P picked up two wickets - one courtesy of a blinder of a catch behind square by Richard de Q.
And with Actors seemingly recovering at 59 for 2, Richard H winkled out a batsman, with Dee taking the stumping.
It quickly became 59 for 4 when new recruit offspinner Starbucks (not his real name though I don't know what that is) took a wicket.
Round about now came the big controversy of the match - a 'stumping' not given off Richard H.
The batsman - Mr Hurst - went on to be Actors' top score of 39 n/o but my, that was you call a close decision.
Kamran, another new recruit this season, put in a superb spell of 2 for 2 off 6 overs and another new boy, Abdullah, also picked up a wicket.
But six wickets down was as much as we could get Actors before they passed our total with two overs to spare. Or was that two hours?
ROCKIE'S REVIEW (as told to the Captain): Tick, tock, tick, tock went the old grandfather clock in Rock Hall.
It taught me one very valuable lesson, that clock (well, apart from that fact that clocks make a noise).
In life and in cricket, timing is everything.
Taking to the crease is just like catching a plane.
You wouldn't turn two hours at Heathrow for a flight, would you?
No, you wouldn't.
Turn up late and you've had it. It's gone.
At least with a plane, you can catch a later one (depending on your ticket).
But with batting, well, blink and you've missed it.
And I should know.
Tuesday, 19 June 2012
Tempers fray as Cincinnati snatches victory from the old enemy BK in tense final over thriller
Three to win with three balls left...
As ever, Cincers v BK went down-to-the-wire contest last Sunday.
Tim 'Mixed Grill' Moynihan was the star man for Cincers with a superb 64 not out.
But the winning blow - off a shoulder-high full toss - came from the bat of Dee.
Funny, that, because he'd was 'out' LBW an hour or so before..
The day - a fractious one by Cincers-BK standards - began with the oppo rolling up with only seven men.
In yet another blunder, the Skip gave them two of our 11 - Zain and Kamran.
They were supposed to be making their Cincers' debut.
In the end, they damn well nearly won it for BK.
The toss? Well, why do we bother with that? The Captain lost it yet again.
Opening up at our new home venue of Footscray Rugby Club, BK's start was painfully slow.
They barely crawled along at two an over.
Superb opening spells from Majid and Chris P pegged the batsman right back on a slow, low wicket.
It took some lusty blows from BK number three Hassan to break the shackles a little.
After a tricky spell v Saints in the last game, it was business as usual for Richard H with a good, tight spell.
Farhan also chipped in with seven mean overs.
Even the Skip started frugally, getting rid of Hassan thanks to a superb stumping by Dee.
By this stage, though, BK were upping the ante with 'traitors' Zain and especially Kamran opening their shoulders.
Kamran hit the Skip for a superb long-on six which cleared the rope by yards.
Along the way there were turned-down appeals for LB and at one stage, a full-scale, on-the-pitch technical conference about the 'hitting inline' rules.
A target of 146 off 35 was a mite more than Cincers had wanted - especially as Tim M was just about our only recognised top batsman on show. (Where's bat-fixing Selfish when we needed him?!)
The outfield was also desperately slow, with the recent rains preventing normal lawnmower operations.
The Skip - batting in a helmet two sizes two big because he'd left his at home - opened up with Dee.
The aim: see off BK's openers and pave the way to victory by supporting Mixed Grill.
Disaster struck, though.
Dee was given out LB early on - despite evidence that he had hit the leather off it.
A sporting gesture from BK skip Pete meant he was reprieved to come in at the end of Cincers' innings.
Of which, more later.
The Skip, playing one of his worst-ever innings, survived long enough to see Tim M arrive at the crease, almost ran himself out and was then bowled.
We struggled with the run rate, just about keeping pace with the four-an-over asking rate.
But only BK leaking extra after extra kept us in the hunt.
The strategy of seeing off BK's openers hit a big hitch.
Zain and Kamran, the two players loaned to the oppo, turned out to be pretty lively seamers.
Only Tim had their measure.
David H and then Majid kept Tim company but wickets kept falling.
Shortly after being urged by the Skip to 'play straight, straight', Majid did just that. He cross-batted it straight up in the air.
Panic stations for BK as four players converged on the catch...which plopped beautifully between them just behind the bowler's end.
Tim had raced (I use the term advisedly) to the striker's end to take advantage of the mayhem.
Sadly, Majid hadn't moved.
He was run out.
Rockie should have been the next man in but gave up his place to Chris P. Big mistake by the ex-Chairman (see below).
Bit by bit, Cincers somehow edged nearer.
Screams for LB went unanswered.
Time and again, BK shot themselves in the foot with a flurry of wides.
Chris P sneaked a couple here and a couple there, while Tim plundered the odd bad bowl.
With about 15 needed and three overs left, Chris P was bowled.
Rockie was next in, followed by Richard H.
At least, that's what the card said.
But the Skip (umpiring) had already told Dee to pad up ready for his return.
He controversially called him back out straight away.
BK politely asked about whether that was quite in order, etc, etc.
Edgily, the Skip muttered darkly about how we'd given the oppo two crack players.
Dee rapidly showed why he'd been recalled.
Opening his arms, he walloped a four to widish mid-off, one bounce over the boundary.
The pressure was still on.
But with the final over and five needed, BK's own Farhan nervously served up two no-balls.
Then a dot ball.
So three needed off three.
And then in a second, it was all over.
A full toss was tennis-smashed behind square by Dee for four. Should have been another no-ball but no-one was counting.
Tim ended up with a superb not out.
Extras was second top scorer - 44 out of 149.
Dee was 14 not out or 19 for one if you count his first effort.
Funny old game.
ROCKIE'S REVIEW: There's a pouch in my kit bag. Never quite worked out what it's for.
May be it's to stuff a newspaper in. Or a freshly-baked baguette.
At Christmas time, it'd be ideal for a roll of festive wrapping paper.
Or a giant Havana cigar.
But one thing it's not for - a cricket bat.
Because there's no point my bringing one to a Cincers game. Grrrrrrrrrr!
(As shouted to the Skip).
As ever, Cincers v BK went down-to-the-wire contest last Sunday.
Tim 'Mixed Grill' Moynihan was the star man for Cincers with a superb 64 not out.
But the winning blow - off a shoulder-high full toss - came from the bat of Dee.
Funny, that, because he'd was 'out' LBW an hour or so before..
The day - a fractious one by Cincers-BK standards - began with the oppo rolling up with only seven men.
In yet another blunder, the Skip gave them two of our 11 - Zain and Kamran.
They were supposed to be making their Cincers' debut.
In the end, they damn well nearly won it for BK.
The toss? Well, why do we bother with that? The Captain lost it yet again.
Opening up at our new home venue of Footscray Rugby Club, BK's start was painfully slow.
They barely crawled along at two an over.
Superb opening spells from Majid and Chris P pegged the batsman right back on a slow, low wicket.
It took some lusty blows from BK number three Hassan to break the shackles a little.
After a tricky spell v Saints in the last game, it was business as usual for Richard H with a good, tight spell.
Farhan also chipped in with seven mean overs.
Even the Skip started frugally, getting rid of Hassan thanks to a superb stumping by Dee.
By this stage, though, BK were upping the ante with 'traitors' Zain and especially Kamran opening their shoulders.
Kamran hit the Skip for a superb long-on six which cleared the rope by yards.
Along the way there were turned-down appeals for LB and at one stage, a full-scale, on-the-pitch technical conference about the 'hitting inline' rules.
A target of 146 off 35 was a mite more than Cincers had wanted - especially as Tim M was just about our only recognised top batsman on show. (Where's bat-fixing Selfish when we needed him?!)
The outfield was also desperately slow, with the recent rains preventing normal lawnmower operations.
The Skip - batting in a helmet two sizes two big because he'd left his at home - opened up with Dee.
The aim: see off BK's openers and pave the way to victory by supporting Mixed Grill.
Disaster struck, though.
Dee was given out LB early on - despite evidence that he had hit the leather off it.
A sporting gesture from BK skip Pete meant he was reprieved to come in at the end of Cincers' innings.
Of which, more later.
The Skip, playing one of his worst-ever innings, survived long enough to see Tim M arrive at the crease, almost ran himself out and was then bowled.
We struggled with the run rate, just about keeping pace with the four-an-over asking rate.
But only BK leaking extra after extra kept us in the hunt.
The strategy of seeing off BK's openers hit a big hitch.
Zain and Kamran, the two players loaned to the oppo, turned out to be pretty lively seamers.
Only Tim had their measure.
David H and then Majid kept Tim company but wickets kept falling.
Shortly after being urged by the Skip to 'play straight, straight', Majid did just that. He cross-batted it straight up in the air.
Panic stations for BK as four players converged on the catch...which plopped beautifully between them just behind the bowler's end.
Tim had raced (I use the term advisedly) to the striker's end to take advantage of the mayhem.
Sadly, Majid hadn't moved.
He was run out.
Rockie should have been the next man in but gave up his place to Chris P. Big mistake by the ex-Chairman (see below).
Bit by bit, Cincers somehow edged nearer.
Screams for LB went unanswered.
Time and again, BK shot themselves in the foot with a flurry of wides.
Chris P sneaked a couple here and a couple there, while Tim plundered the odd bad bowl.
With about 15 needed and three overs left, Chris P was bowled.
Rockie was next in, followed by Richard H.
At least, that's what the card said.
But the Skip (umpiring) had already told Dee to pad up ready for his return.
He controversially called him back out straight away.
BK politely asked about whether that was quite in order, etc, etc.
Edgily, the Skip muttered darkly about how we'd given the oppo two crack players.
Dee rapidly showed why he'd been recalled.
Opening his arms, he walloped a four to widish mid-off, one bounce over the boundary.
The pressure was still on.
But with the final over and five needed, BK's own Farhan nervously served up two no-balls.
Then a dot ball.
So three needed off three.
And then in a second, it was all over.
A full toss was tennis-smashed behind square by Dee for four. Should have been another no-ball but no-one was counting.
Tim ended up with a superb not out.
Extras was second top scorer - 44 out of 149.
Dee was 14 not out or 19 for one if you count his first effort.
Funny old game.
ROCKIE'S REVIEW: There's a pouch in my kit bag. Never quite worked out what it's for.
May be it's to stuff a newspaper in. Or a freshly-baked baguette.
At Christmas time, it'd be ideal for a roll of festive wrapping paper.
Or a giant Havana cigar.
But one thing it's not for - a cricket bat.
Because there's no point my bringing one to a Cincers game. Grrrrrrrrrr!
(As shouted to the Skip).
Cincers' hit by 'bat-fixing' scandal after Selfish stages one-made show to sink the Saints
Cincinnati was last night plunged into a damaging internal row over claims that our star batsman had deliberately 'not got out'.
Simon 'Selfish' B was accused of a calculating 'bat-fixing' bid to prevent other team members from having a bat during the victory over London Saints.
Sources claimed the opening bat sent a text after the game boasting of how he had deliberately prevented colleagues from taking the crease by scoring an undefeated century.
One source said: 'Selfish was crowing about how the sight of other Cincers' queuing up for a go with their freshly-oiled bats had egged him on to not get out. Typical.'
The row threatened to overshadow a superb Cincers' triumph over Saints at their home ground of Elstree on one of this summer's three scheduled non-raining Sundays.
After the Skip lost the toss (as usual), the game began with Robert de Q showing off at square leg by running out (controversially, according to Saints) one of their openers and then taking a lobbed catch off Abid.
Other highlights of Saints' innings included Abid and the Chairman (T. Ross Esq) snaffling three wickets a piece.
The Spinners Union (R. Hadlow and the Skip) had a mixed day. Richard got a bit of a biffing.
The Skipper went for (one) less than five an over and took a wicket. He was later seen buying a lottery ticket.
And so to our controversy-hit reply. Set 167 to win off 35, the Chairman and the aforementioned Selfish began slowly. Very slowly.
At one point, we were going at under two an over.
The Chairman in particular was struggling to find his usual form,
The impending arrival of new baby (Bill as he is now known) was doubtless on his mind.
But at the other end, Simon was getting into his stride.
The first wicket went down at 78 when Tim was bowled.
But only one more fell before Cincers overhauled the opposition's total with nine balls of the 35 overs to spare.
Simon finished on 117 not out.
Stat-watch: Selfish has now played three times against Saints, never been out and has scored a 100 each time.
Saints' frustration was clear for all to see.
Sadly, so was the frustration of eager-beaver Cincers' batters (Dee and the Skip included) all padded up and nowhere to go after Simon's crease-hogging performance.
Selfish was last unavailable to comment - largely because the blog didn't ring him beforehand!
* NEW FEATURE - ROCKIE'S REVIEW (EACH WEEK, THE FORMER CHAIRMAN WILL OFFER HIS CONSIDERED VIEWS ON THE DAY)
Hmm. As the person who coined the 'Selfish Simon' tag, I'm not surprised at these bat-fixing rumours.
Some people don't seem to understand that cricket's about partnerships, sharing, letting other people 'have a go'.
The batting crease is not one person's private property. It belongs to us all. It's our birthright.
It's as English as Magna Carta though I can't say I've ever met the lady.
If this goes on, there'll be no point anyone else bringing their bat along to games.
You might as well bring a stick of rhubarb. With some sugar and custard. Yum yum. Lovely!
(As told to the Skip).
Simon 'Selfish' B was accused of a calculating 'bat-fixing' bid to prevent other team members from having a bat during the victory over London Saints.
Sources claimed the opening bat sent a text after the game boasting of how he had deliberately prevented colleagues from taking the crease by scoring an undefeated century.
One source said: 'Selfish was crowing about how the sight of other Cincers' queuing up for a go with their freshly-oiled bats had egged him on to not get out. Typical.'
The row threatened to overshadow a superb Cincers' triumph over Saints at their home ground of Elstree on one of this summer's three scheduled non-raining Sundays.
After the Skip lost the toss (as usual), the game began with Robert de Q showing off at square leg by running out (controversially, according to Saints) one of their openers and then taking a lobbed catch off Abid.
Other highlights of Saints' innings included Abid and the Chairman (T. Ross Esq) snaffling three wickets a piece.
The Spinners Union (R. Hadlow and the Skip) had a mixed day. Richard got a bit of a biffing.
The Skipper went for (one) less than five an over and took a wicket. He was later seen buying a lottery ticket.
And so to our controversy-hit reply. Set 167 to win off 35, the Chairman and the aforementioned Selfish began slowly. Very slowly.
At one point, we were going at under two an over.
The Chairman in particular was struggling to find his usual form,
The impending arrival of new baby (Bill as he is now known) was doubtless on his mind.
But at the other end, Simon was getting into his stride.
The first wicket went down at 78 when Tim was bowled.
But only one more fell before Cincers overhauled the opposition's total with nine balls of the 35 overs to spare.
Simon finished on 117 not out.
Stat-watch: Selfish has now played three times against Saints, never been out and has scored a 100 each time.
Saints' frustration was clear for all to see.
Sadly, so was the frustration of eager-beaver Cincers' batters (Dee and the Skip included) all padded up and nowhere to go after Simon's crease-hogging performance.
Selfish was last unavailable to comment - largely because the blog didn't ring him beforehand!
* NEW FEATURE - ROCKIE'S REVIEW (EACH WEEK, THE FORMER CHAIRMAN WILL OFFER HIS CONSIDERED VIEWS ON THE DAY)
Hmm. As the person who coined the 'Selfish Simon' tag, I'm not surprised at these bat-fixing rumours.
Some people don't seem to understand that cricket's about partnerships, sharing, letting other people 'have a go'.
The batting crease is not one person's private property. It belongs to us all. It's our birthright.
It's as English as Magna Carta though I can't say I've ever met the lady.
If this goes on, there'll be no point anyone else bringing their bat along to games.
You might as well bring a stick of rhubarb. With some sugar and custard. Yum yum. Lovely!
(As told to the Skip).
Tuesday, 29 May 2012
Cold hands beat warm hearts as under-strength Cincers lose out on season's chilly opener
We few. We happy few - all four of us.
Cincers started the 2012 season with nearly every team regular showing a united front...by not being available.
Just four Cincers' established players took the field against West XI - and one of those had only played one game for us before.
The match, at Winchmore Hill in north London, only went ahead for two reasons.
First, the opposition organiser Steve Rennie kindly offered us players to make up a team.
And second, Abid rustled up two late new players - Majid and Farhan.
The resulting nine-a-side contest took place in bitterly cold conditions with a wind which had taken a direct flight from Siberia.
To make it more fun, our hosts decided on a two-innings contest of 18 overs each and with the batting orders reversed in the second innings.
The Skip started the season in traditional form. He lost the toss.
West XI batted first and posted a challenging 108 for 3 with Cincers bowlers struggling to find their length.
Opposition bowlers Steve Rennie and Mike Herlihy - turning their arm their for us - picked up a wicket a piece as did the Skip.
In reply, we struggled to 88 for 6.
Only Dee prospered. Thanks to the wicket being right on the edge of the square, he could almost touch the legside boundary on one side and he didn't miss out.
But on 23, there was a mix-up and Dee was run out.
After that, only new recruit Majid reached double figures.
Second time round, opposition legspinner S. Bignell - loaned to us by West XI - showed the Skip how to bowl leggies.
He conceded just 12 off four overs for one wicket.
By contrast, the Captain's one over this time round went for 15 including a valiant attempted catch by Behzad that sadly ended up over the rope for six off that dratted short boundary.
Needing 130 over 18 was always going to be a challenge.
But the Skip, opening with Majid, did his best for the run-rate. He got bowled early on for 3.
Progress thereafter was a bit like the outside temperature - glacial.
That is, it was until S. Bignell opened his shoulders.
Mr Bignell, it is fair to say, is not in the first flush of youth.
But with some cracking straight drives, including a six to the other side of the sight screen, he ended up with a superb 53 not out.
Other contributions came from Mike Herlihy with 18 and Farhad with 16.
Unfortunately, 101 for 6 was not enough.
Cincers finished 28 runs adrift.
But many thanks to Steve Rennie of West XI - and Abid - for ensuring the game even went ahead in the first place.
And as for all those Cincers who didn't turn out, well, hang your heads in shame!
* Game played on May 20 - sorry for late posting of match report.
Cincers started the 2012 season with nearly every team regular showing a united front...by not being available.
Just four Cincers' established players took the field against West XI - and one of those had only played one game for us before.
The match, at Winchmore Hill in north London, only went ahead for two reasons.
First, the opposition organiser Steve Rennie kindly offered us players to make up a team.
And second, Abid rustled up two late new players - Majid and Farhan.
The resulting nine-a-side contest took place in bitterly cold conditions with a wind which had taken a direct flight from Siberia.
To make it more fun, our hosts decided on a two-innings contest of 18 overs each and with the batting orders reversed in the second innings.
The Skip started the season in traditional form. He lost the toss.
West XI batted first and posted a challenging 108 for 3 with Cincers bowlers struggling to find their length.
Opposition bowlers Steve Rennie and Mike Herlihy - turning their arm their for us - picked up a wicket a piece as did the Skip.
In reply, we struggled to 88 for 6.
Only Dee prospered. Thanks to the wicket being right on the edge of the square, he could almost touch the legside boundary on one side and he didn't miss out.
But on 23, there was a mix-up and Dee was run out.
After that, only new recruit Majid reached double figures.
Second time round, opposition legspinner S. Bignell - loaned to us by West XI - showed the Skip how to bowl leggies.
He conceded just 12 off four overs for one wicket.
By contrast, the Captain's one over this time round went for 15 including a valiant attempted catch by Behzad that sadly ended up over the rope for six off that dratted short boundary.
Needing 130 over 18 was always going to be a challenge.
But the Skip, opening with Majid, did his best for the run-rate. He got bowled early on for 3.
Progress thereafter was a bit like the outside temperature - glacial.
That is, it was until S. Bignell opened his shoulders.
Mr Bignell, it is fair to say, is not in the first flush of youth.
But with some cracking straight drives, including a six to the other side of the sight screen, he ended up with a superb 53 not out.
Other contributions came from Mike Herlihy with 18 and Farhad with 16.
Unfortunately, 101 for 6 was not enough.
Cincers finished 28 runs adrift.
But many thanks to Steve Rennie of West XI - and Abid - for ensuring the game even went ahead in the first place.
And as for all those Cincers who didn't turn out, well, hang your heads in shame!
* Game played on May 20 - sorry for late posting of match report.
Monday, 28 November 2011
Tuesday, 20 September 2011
Glory in the gloom as record-breaking season ends with a final first - victory at Finchley
It was night-time - almost - when it happened.
A well-pitched up delivery from Frank, a desperate lunge by the batsman in the gathering gloom and down went the stumps.
And up went the cheers.
For this was no ordinary end-of-season wicket.
This was a veritable M & S of a wicket, a little bit of history, a first-ever moment, our maiden win over the mighty Finchley.
After 10 years (virtually) of trying and never really coming close, we'd finally, finally, done it.
In the delirium, the Skip was carried off the pitch into the pavilion where he bumped his head (another first).
Drinks were bought, backs were slapped and hands were shaken.
But my, what a close run thing.
Barely had the cheering stopped but the rains came pelting down.
If we'd been on the ground five more minutes, it would have been 'match abandoned'.
And as ever with a Cincers match, there was nothing plain-sailing about it.
Six hours earlier, the Skip had won the toss and decided to bat, only to realise that nearly half the side still hadn't arrived.
So we had to bat instead.
A scratch order began with Test Match and the Skip making steady if, er, slow progress until the Captain was bowled by Nish, Finchley's left-arm seamer.
Out came Dee and the pair edged forward (literally occasionally).
All the while, there were glances back towards the pavilion to see if Abid, who was ferrying Ali, Shebash and Mohammad, had turned up.
They hadn't.
Thankfully, Tim was getting into his stride while Dee suddenly starting clubbing the Finchley bowling to mid-wicket on a regular basis.
When he fell, for a valuable 20, it brought Tim M to the crease.
It should have been the key partnership of the match for Cincers with our two best men at the crease.
Sadly, Test Match, having looked set, played over a slower ball and was bowled for 42.
Thankfully, Abid had finally arrived at the ground with batters Ali and Shebash.
Pinch-hitter Ali soon got motoring but was clearly flummoxed by Finchley posting two men at longish mid-off and on for his lofted drives.
He was promptly bowled, for 11, trying an outrageous flick off his pads to backward square.
Shebash, so often this season our opener, looked out of sorts at six.
He was run out by a brilliant direct hit for seven but tragically, would have been safe if only he'd put his bat down.
With not much over 120 up and about 10 overs to go, Cincers were in danger of under-achieving.
At the crease was Abid and new-comer Chris who had yet to show his mettle with the bat.
He soon put that right.
Some mighty bottom-hand pulls had Finchley fielders scurrying to long-on and mid-wicket to save fours.
Chris soon had 20 and looked good for more until a disastrous bit of running left him stranded.
Non-striker Abid charged down the wicket, yelling 'one there' but with the ball heading towards extra-cover's hands, Chris stood his ground until it was too late.
Probably unaware that he could have stayed put and left Abid stranded, he finally trudged off but not without an accusatory glare back at his batting partner.
Enter Frank who rapidly set out to sort out the innings and Abid's fitness levels at the same time.
One all-run four had Abid leaning over his bat gasping for breath, with the Skip now umpiring wondering whether he'd have to shout 'oxygen' or 'stretcher bearers'.
In between the gulps of breath, though, we were getting somewhere - 176 for 7 off 35 was at least a defendable score.
It immediately got better.
With the very first ball of our reply, Mohammad bowled Finchley skip Dylan with a quick ball pitched right up.
Soon after, the other opener, Graham, hit Abid to Moyners at cover where he held a fine catch.
Now the contest really began.
Stevie B, Finchley's star performer of the day (he bowled sharply earlier on), was in.
Together with partner Dan, he began to punish the stray deliveries.
The shakey start (Finchley only had about 20 on the board when the second wicket fell) began to recede.
The run-rate of five an over was proving no problem.
It was Test Match who broke the deadlock, skittling Dan for 20.
Soon after, Richard H, with his flighted offies, was wreaking havoc - not without some assistance from Finchley's middle-order.
Richard rapidly had three wickets in the bag - another profitable afternoon for his tweakers.
The odd catch went down, though, and still there was Stevie B, powering past his 50 and looking ominous.
The Skip and Frank started squabbling over field places.
The tension slowly mounted.
But it was Frank who turned the game back in Cincers' favour.
Often his team-mate at Finchley, the Aussie swing-bowler decided Stevie would try to glide him down to third man.
And so he did.
But he succeeded only in guiding the ball into the gloves of keeper Dee who held a smart catch.
The door was open. The run-rate was climbing.
Chris took a fine catch at mid-wicket.
Finchley were teetering on the edge.
The only danger was the weather.
We'd already had one interruption and it was starting to look like rain again.
The light was going.
It got so gloomy that the Skip had to take quickie Mohammad, back on for his second spell, out of the attack.
With just under five overs to go, Finchley needed 30 to win with one wicket standing when Frank wound himself up for one more effort.
It was a miracle he could see the stumps to aim at them it was that dark.
An edge would have gone unseen to the boundary for four.
But he didn't find the edge of the bat.
He found the middle of off stump and the celebrations began!
A fantastic end to an fantastic season.
Victories for the first time ever over Finchley and OWs, together with a clean sweep on the French tour left us with a winning season by a margin of four games - our best-ever performance.
Many, many thanks to all who turned out under Cincers' colours during the 2011 season.
And see you at the winter nets!
A well-pitched up delivery from Frank, a desperate lunge by the batsman in the gathering gloom and down went the stumps.
And up went the cheers.
For this was no ordinary end-of-season wicket.
This was a veritable M & S of a wicket, a little bit of history, a first-ever moment, our maiden win over the mighty Finchley.
After 10 years (virtually) of trying and never really coming close, we'd finally, finally, done it.
In the delirium, the Skip was carried off the pitch into the pavilion where he bumped his head (another first).
Drinks were bought, backs were slapped and hands were shaken.
But my, what a close run thing.
Barely had the cheering stopped but the rains came pelting down.
If we'd been on the ground five more minutes, it would have been 'match abandoned'.
And as ever with a Cincers match, there was nothing plain-sailing about it.
Six hours earlier, the Skip had won the toss and decided to bat, only to realise that nearly half the side still hadn't arrived.
So we had to bat instead.
A scratch order began with Test Match and the Skip making steady if, er, slow progress until the Captain was bowled by Nish, Finchley's left-arm seamer.
Out came Dee and the pair edged forward (literally occasionally).
All the while, there were glances back towards the pavilion to see if Abid, who was ferrying Ali, Shebash and Mohammad, had turned up.
They hadn't.
Thankfully, Tim was getting into his stride while Dee suddenly starting clubbing the Finchley bowling to mid-wicket on a regular basis.
When he fell, for a valuable 20, it brought Tim M to the crease.
It should have been the key partnership of the match for Cincers with our two best men at the crease.
Sadly, Test Match, having looked set, played over a slower ball and was bowled for 42.
Thankfully, Abid had finally arrived at the ground with batters Ali and Shebash.
Pinch-hitter Ali soon got motoring but was clearly flummoxed by Finchley posting two men at longish mid-off and on for his lofted drives.
He was promptly bowled, for 11, trying an outrageous flick off his pads to backward square.
Shebash, so often this season our opener, looked out of sorts at six.
He was run out by a brilliant direct hit for seven but tragically, would have been safe if only he'd put his bat down.
With not much over 120 up and about 10 overs to go, Cincers were in danger of under-achieving.
At the crease was Abid and new-comer Chris who had yet to show his mettle with the bat.
He soon put that right.
Some mighty bottom-hand pulls had Finchley fielders scurrying to long-on and mid-wicket to save fours.
Chris soon had 20 and looked good for more until a disastrous bit of running left him stranded.
Non-striker Abid charged down the wicket, yelling 'one there' but with the ball heading towards extra-cover's hands, Chris stood his ground until it was too late.
Probably unaware that he could have stayed put and left Abid stranded, he finally trudged off but not without an accusatory glare back at his batting partner.
Enter Frank who rapidly set out to sort out the innings and Abid's fitness levels at the same time.
One all-run four had Abid leaning over his bat gasping for breath, with the Skip now umpiring wondering whether he'd have to shout 'oxygen' or 'stretcher bearers'.
In between the gulps of breath, though, we were getting somewhere - 176 for 7 off 35 was at least a defendable score.
It immediately got better.
With the very first ball of our reply, Mohammad bowled Finchley skip Dylan with a quick ball pitched right up.
Soon after, the other opener, Graham, hit Abid to Moyners at cover where he held a fine catch.
Now the contest really began.
Stevie B, Finchley's star performer of the day (he bowled sharply earlier on), was in.
Together with partner Dan, he began to punish the stray deliveries.
The shakey start (Finchley only had about 20 on the board when the second wicket fell) began to recede.
The run-rate of five an over was proving no problem.
It was Test Match who broke the deadlock, skittling Dan for 20.
Soon after, Richard H, with his flighted offies, was wreaking havoc - not without some assistance from Finchley's middle-order.
Richard rapidly had three wickets in the bag - another profitable afternoon for his tweakers.
The odd catch went down, though, and still there was Stevie B, powering past his 50 and looking ominous.
The Skip and Frank started squabbling over field places.
The tension slowly mounted.
But it was Frank who turned the game back in Cincers' favour.
Often his team-mate at Finchley, the Aussie swing-bowler decided Stevie would try to glide him down to third man.
And so he did.
But he succeeded only in guiding the ball into the gloves of keeper Dee who held a smart catch.
The door was open. The run-rate was climbing.
Chris took a fine catch at mid-wicket.
Finchley were teetering on the edge.
The only danger was the weather.
We'd already had one interruption and it was starting to look like rain again.
The light was going.
It got so gloomy that the Skip had to take quickie Mohammad, back on for his second spell, out of the attack.
With just under five overs to go, Finchley needed 30 to win with one wicket standing when Frank wound himself up for one more effort.
It was a miracle he could see the stumps to aim at them it was that dark.
An edge would have gone unseen to the boundary for four.
But he didn't find the edge of the bat.
He found the middle of off stump and the celebrations began!
A fantastic end to an fantastic season.
Victories for the first time ever over Finchley and OWs, together with a clean sweep on the French tour left us with a winning season by a margin of four games - our best-ever performance.
Many, many thanks to all who turned out under Cincers' colours during the 2011 season.
And see you at the winter nets!
Tuesday, 6 September 2011
Cincers shatter tour records in stunning victory to close French tour on a high
They told us we didn't have a chance.
After our opening tour victory against Riviera, we were warned.
'Entrecasteaux are strong. They're a very good team. You'll struggle,' warned one Rivieran.
And so it seemed for much of a rain-affected afternoon.
But Entrecasteaux reckoned without two things - an extraordinary late-order innings by Selfish and a superb all-round team effort in the field by Cincers.
The result? An extraordinary victory by three runs with over eight overs to spare.
Under the shadow of the 17th-century chateau of Entrecasteaux, the Skip won the toss and stuck us in.
'Hmm. Is that the right thing to do?' muttered a few Cincers...a versatile reaction oft used when we bowl first.
After Saturday's triumph, the Skip decided to reverse (sort of) the order.
He opened with a very willing JP who, despite carrying a serious injury, was playing his second game in two days.
Despite that, Cincers got off to a quick start - courtesy of some pretty wild Entrecasteaux bowling.
At one point, JP and the Skip entertained the idea of touching gloves mid-wicket even though neither of them had actually touched the ball by then.
Sadly, the pace soon slackened.
JP walked after gloving one behind.
Peter A, gamely coming in at three despite not lifting a bat in anger for years, defended well, got a quick single but then popped up a catch just in front of the wicket.
A total of 27 for 2 off 10 (35 over game) was not healthy.
Mind, the weather was turning threatening so it looked like any total was going to be academic.
Frank strode to the wicket and told the Skip to get on with it..which he did, hitting a boundary to mid-wicket but getting out next ball.
Mark B, Selfish's older brother, arrived at the crease.
(On the way home from Riviera the day before, the Skip asked the Bevan Brothers' dad just who was the better bat. The answer must remain a secret..until the AGM).
Tragically, Frank miscued a drive to give a sharp caught-and-bowled chance while Richard de Q also went early.
It got worse. Stephen H, one of the batting heroes of Saturday, aimed an ambitious drive down the wrong line and had his timbers shivered.
Then came the rains. Heavy ones.
The Skip and his opposite number sighed and accepted that was that.
They even shook hands on it.
But just as on Saturday, the clouds parted and the sun came out.
Pity Cincers' batting fortunes didn't likewise improve.
Shortly after the restart, Jack went cheaply.
So too did Test Match even though Richard de Q had driven back to his villa and got his bat for him.
Cincers were tottering at roughly 80 for eight.
But enter Selfish, batting down the order at 10 (his lowest-ever batting position for Cincers).
What followed won him the Man of the Match award, a thrillingly destructive piece of batting which stunned Entrecasteaux and cheered Cincers.
Ball after ball was despatched to the boundary, including a huge six to square leg.
At the other end, Mark was also firing.
Cincers team members stopped admitting defeat and watched the fireworks sparked by the two brothers.
Was this a case of long-dormant sibling rivalry reborn?
Who cares!
The action continued even after Mark was bowled for 39 and Simon was joined by Stephen W in a cameo '0 not out'.
Cincers closed on 142 for 9 off 35. Not a huge total but at least something to bowl at.
The fightback began almost immediately.
Richard de Q produced a late in-swinger to skittle the opposing skipper while he also snaffled the other opener thanks to a sharp catch at mid-off by Frank.
At 14 for two, Entrecasteaux were no longer firm favourites.
But a stand of 76 for the third wicket changed all that.
Cincers' heads began to droop.
Until...Stephen H, fielding at deep square leg, pulled off a quite superb catch round his ankles to give Test Match a vital wicket.
The door was open.
A sharp stumping by Jack (who kept superbly throughout the day) and a brilliant outfield catch by Richard de Q suddenly had Entrecasteaux on 103 for 5.
They still had plenty of overs, with roughly 14 to go and only 40 needed.
But Cincers' tails were up.
Frank came on to seal up one end and add to the pressure.
Wickets still came but at 134 for seven with 10 overs to go and just seven needed, it still looked all lost.
Cincers, though, fielded like lions, egged on by Frank in his finest Aussie Serjeant-Major mode which involved bellowing at less agile fielders and pretty much usurping the Skip's executive powers.
But the pressure told.
All of a sudden, Entrecasteaux were 136 for 9 - seven short of victory.
To the crease strode brave 10-year-old Tom, son of one of their openers.
Despite the circumstances, the lad got some emergency coaching from Frank on how to hold a bat as Simon prepared to bowl.
It went down the legside.
'I can't bowl that slowly,' sighed Selfish in frustration.
Next ball, the batsmen, Tom and Entrecasteaux president Lennie, sneaked a single.
With Frank coming in from the other end, it was 139 for nine with just four needed for victory.
Lennie turned down a single to square leg.
But then he went for one.
JP, sore hip or not, seized the ball behind point and whipped it in to Jack.
The bails came off, the deafening appeals went up and up went the umpire's finger at square leg.
Cincers had sneaked a thrilling victory by just three runs with 8.3 overs to spare - a brilliant end to our finest tour yet.
Never before have we won both games on our travels, putting aside the fact that both Provencal teams were tough sides.
Many thanks to all who took part in the 2011 tour, with especial thanks to Mr Bevan Snr for umpiring both games and to first-time tourers Richard de Q and Peter A.
The 2012 Tour Committee (Mr Prenesti and Mr Hall presiding) is now in session.
** Many thanks to all at Entrecasteaux for fine sportsmanship and hospitality, including a very fine cricket lunch.
After our opening tour victory against Riviera, we were warned.
'Entrecasteaux are strong. They're a very good team. You'll struggle,' warned one Rivieran.
And so it seemed for much of a rain-affected afternoon.
But Entrecasteaux reckoned without two things - an extraordinary late-order innings by Selfish and a superb all-round team effort in the field by Cincers.
The result? An extraordinary victory by three runs with over eight overs to spare.
Under the shadow of the 17th-century chateau of Entrecasteaux, the Skip won the toss and stuck us in.
'Hmm. Is that the right thing to do?' muttered a few Cincers...a versatile reaction oft used when we bowl first.
After Saturday's triumph, the Skip decided to reverse (sort of) the order.
He opened with a very willing JP who, despite carrying a serious injury, was playing his second game in two days.
Despite that, Cincers got off to a quick start - courtesy of some pretty wild Entrecasteaux bowling.
At one point, JP and the Skip entertained the idea of touching gloves mid-wicket even though neither of them had actually touched the ball by then.
Sadly, the pace soon slackened.
JP walked after gloving one behind.
Peter A, gamely coming in at three despite not lifting a bat in anger for years, defended well, got a quick single but then popped up a catch just in front of the wicket.
A total of 27 for 2 off 10 (35 over game) was not healthy.
Mind, the weather was turning threatening so it looked like any total was going to be academic.
Frank strode to the wicket and told the Skip to get on with it..which he did, hitting a boundary to mid-wicket but getting out next ball.
Mark B, Selfish's older brother, arrived at the crease.
(On the way home from Riviera the day before, the Skip asked the Bevan Brothers' dad just who was the better bat. The answer must remain a secret..until the AGM).
Tragically, Frank miscued a drive to give a sharp caught-and-bowled chance while Richard de Q also went early.
It got worse. Stephen H, one of the batting heroes of Saturday, aimed an ambitious drive down the wrong line and had his timbers shivered.
Then came the rains. Heavy ones.
The Skip and his opposite number sighed and accepted that was that.
They even shook hands on it.
But just as on Saturday, the clouds parted and the sun came out.
Pity Cincers' batting fortunes didn't likewise improve.
Shortly after the restart, Jack went cheaply.
So too did Test Match even though Richard de Q had driven back to his villa and got his bat for him.
Cincers were tottering at roughly 80 for eight.
But enter Selfish, batting down the order at 10 (his lowest-ever batting position for Cincers).
What followed won him the Man of the Match award, a thrillingly destructive piece of batting which stunned Entrecasteaux and cheered Cincers.
Ball after ball was despatched to the boundary, including a huge six to square leg.
At the other end, Mark was also firing.
Cincers team members stopped admitting defeat and watched the fireworks sparked by the two brothers.
Was this a case of long-dormant sibling rivalry reborn?
Who cares!
The action continued even after Mark was bowled for 39 and Simon was joined by Stephen W in a cameo '0 not out'.
Cincers closed on 142 for 9 off 35. Not a huge total but at least something to bowl at.
The fightback began almost immediately.
Richard de Q produced a late in-swinger to skittle the opposing skipper while he also snaffled the other opener thanks to a sharp catch at mid-off by Frank.
At 14 for two, Entrecasteaux were no longer firm favourites.
But a stand of 76 for the third wicket changed all that.
Cincers' heads began to droop.
Until...Stephen H, fielding at deep square leg, pulled off a quite superb catch round his ankles to give Test Match a vital wicket.
The door was open.
A sharp stumping by Jack (who kept superbly throughout the day) and a brilliant outfield catch by Richard de Q suddenly had Entrecasteaux on 103 for 5.
They still had plenty of overs, with roughly 14 to go and only 40 needed.
But Cincers' tails were up.
Frank came on to seal up one end and add to the pressure.
Wickets still came but at 134 for seven with 10 overs to go and just seven needed, it still looked all lost.
Cincers, though, fielded like lions, egged on by Frank in his finest Aussie Serjeant-Major mode which involved bellowing at less agile fielders and pretty much usurping the Skip's executive powers.
But the pressure told.
All of a sudden, Entrecasteaux were 136 for 9 - seven short of victory.
To the crease strode brave 10-year-old Tom, son of one of their openers.
Despite the circumstances, the lad got some emergency coaching from Frank on how to hold a bat as Simon prepared to bowl.
It went down the legside.
'I can't bowl that slowly,' sighed Selfish in frustration.
Next ball, the batsmen, Tom and Entrecasteaux president Lennie, sneaked a single.
With Frank coming in from the other end, it was 139 for nine with just four needed for victory.
Lennie turned down a single to square leg.
But then he went for one.
JP, sore hip or not, seized the ball behind point and whipped it in to Jack.
The bails came off, the deafening appeals went up and up went the umpire's finger at square leg.
Cincers had sneaked a thrilling victory by just three runs with 8.3 overs to spare - a brilliant end to our finest tour yet.
Never before have we won both games on our travels, putting aside the fact that both Provencal teams were tough sides.
Many thanks to all who took part in the 2011 tour, with especial thanks to Mr Bevan Snr for umpiring both games and to first-time tourers Richard de Q and Peter A.
The 2012 Tour Committee (Mr Prenesti and Mr Hall presiding) is now in session.
** Many thanks to all at Entrecasteaux for fine sportsmanship and hospitality, including a very fine cricket lunch.
Sunday, 4 September 2011
Zut alors! Cincers run riot in Provence as Selfish and Test Match drive the clouds away
We started under leaden skies and umbrellas.
We finished with blue skies, sun and a scorching victory on day one of the Provencal tour.
Test Match Tim and Selfish Simon, with Stephen H in support, ran Riviera CC ragged as Cincers overhauled the home side's impressive 189 off 30 overs with six balls to spare.
But it could all have been so different.
For a start, the Skipper's satnav, not at its best all tour, went haywire as the Cincers convoy headed east from our base camp of Entrecasteaux.
Result? We arrived in dribs and drabs an hour late at Riviera's beautiful ground at St Vallier-de-Thiey just north of Grasse.
Bizarrely, the weather saved the fixture.
At midday, it was dark skies and torrential rain - the first in Provence for weeks.
'If you'd arrived on time, we might have called the whole thing off,' said the opposition skip.
But just after we elected to take an early lunch, the clouds parted and the game was on.
We lost the toss....of course and Riviera decided to bat.
Immediately, the Skipper's authority was undermined (not for the first time during the weekend...)
Asked to open the bowling, Frank 'politely' declined and deferred to Stephen H.
The poker-playing seamer swiftly made his mark.
He sent one of Riviera's openers off to hospital with a sharp delivery that struck the batsman's glove and looked innocuous but wasn't.
The poor man broke his thumb.
By that stage, Richard de Q had also made his mark - bowling the other Riviera opener for a duck.
The next guy in, Dogra, strolled out and smashed his first ball for four to mid off.
Riviera's half-century rapidly came up before Test Match cleaned up Dogra by bowling him all ends up.
Wickets came here and there, with Tim bowling well in what turned out to be a three-wicket spell.
The 'Trundler', aka Stephen W, also chipped in with a two-wicket spell.
His second ball was a classic. Short, easy and smashed straight to mid-off where Stephen H took the catch in between yawns.
Riviera were stalling at 115 for 7.
In the field, JP, despite his painful hip, threw himself around like a backward-point reborn and saved us vital runs with his dives.
So what did the Skip do? He brought himself on with his looping leggies.
That injected fresh life into Riviera's innings.
Their skipper in particular tucked in.
Even Selfish for once failed to live up to his miserly reputation.
As a bowler, that is. He got carted for a six as had the Skip.
Peter A, making his debut, bowled a superb first ball.
Pity it was just a practice one!
But manfully, he got through his first over for, er, a few years.
Eventually, a sharp run out (forgotten by whom - please advise)ended the Riviera skip's fine knock.
But 189 off 30 overs (reduced from 35 because of the weather) was a tough ask.
Or was it?
What followed was as fine an opening partnership as Cincers has even put on.
Selfish and Test Match veritably rattled along at around eight an over.
True, there was nothing 'menu fixe' about Riviera's bowling.
Their openers served up wides galore.
But the Cincers' first-choice opening duo were merciless.
Selfish first 10 scoring shots read: 4, 4, 1, 4, 4, 4, 4, 1, 4, 4.
Although he began more slowly, Test March was soon into his stride.
In fact, he played as fine an innings as he has for Cincinnati.
One on-drive (saluted by Selfish no less) and one pull-shot for four stood out.
Worth saying, by the way, that despite their looseness, Riviera's bowling was sharp with few (if any) weak links.
That's what made the century partnership, when it came up, so special.
Selfish departed after a rapid 44 with a mishit to mid-off.
He could have gone earlier but his yelp of 'oh god' as soon as he connected put the Riviera mid-on off his stride and the fielder ditched it.
Enter Stephen H.
The languid Lancastrian likes to make light of his talents.
Thankfully, the Skip doesn't.
He insisted on putting him at number three and he didn't disappoint, despite being sledged as a 'bunny' by the opposition.
There was nothing cuddly and big-eared about his towering lofted six over mid-on.
A mix-up meant Stephen was run out for 34, bringing Jack to the wicket.
Appropriately, Test Match's brother stayed the course with Tim to see us over the line with an over to spare.
Tim finished on 64 not out, with Jack on 14 not out.
A fantastic performance all round and a great win.
Thanks to Riviera for their fine hospitality and sportsmanship.
* Our picture shows the victorious Cincinnati side and Mr Bevan Snr who kindly umpired for us.
Tuesday, 23 August 2011
Walloped Weasels cry 'we want to go home' as Selfish and Test Match seal victory
It had been coming for a while but it was Test Match Tim who sparked a howl of pure anguish from Weasels.
A wild play-and-miss outside off was followed by a rasping boundary to mid-wicket.
As Tim held the pose, it was all too much for Weasels' opening bowler Greg.
'Cricket. What a cruel, cruel game,' he cried in pain.
There was more at the end of his over.
'I want to go home. Skip, please take me off,' the seamer sighed.
It was that sort of day for our Sunday opponents at Greenwich Park.
Fielding just nine men (one fewer than Cincers), Weasels won the toss and put themselves in and were going well until a freak dismissal.
New left-armer Chris Payne, in apparently his first bowling spell ever, slipped and sent down a juicy long-hop outside off.
The eyes of Weasels' batter William lit up and he hammered it square for four....only to see Tim M snaffle the catch at point. Thirty-three for one.
Juat six runs later, skipper Bish smashed one back straight and watched in astonishment as Chris took a stunning caught-and-bowled.
With his burly build and muscular approach to the wicket, the Skip spotted it immediately.
Chris is Tim Bresnan's left-handed cousin. Great debut.
Cincers had opened up with Charlie Barker and Richard de Q.
Tight-bowling from both, especially Charlie, kept Weasels in check before Chris took the first wickets.
At the other end, Test Match's accurate swinging deliveries meant the opposition was going at a snail's pace.
Enter the spin twins - offie Richard H and the Skip's lofted leggies now converted into involuntary googlies.
Plus generous leg-stump full tosses which helped Weasels up the pace and mount a bid for respectability.
However, Richard's offies were working their usual magic with a smart stumping from the keeper ....Tom Lowe. 82 for 3.
('Are you going to mention my razor-sharp reactions and superb glovemanship on the blog, Skip?' Tom asked modestly after the match.)
Oh, all right then.
Two clean-bowleds from Richard H meant Weasels had slumped to 85 for 5.
The offie could have had more, dropping a sharp chance off his bowling.
As did the Skip. He put down a c & b for the second week running.
But he picked up two caught behinds thanks to Tom, the first an authentic edge to a full-pitched ball which baffled the batsman and the bowler by shaping in rather than the intended turn away.
The second was ripped straight from the Cincers Book of Shame, a double-bouncing embarrassment which somehow the batsman managed to edge into Tom's grateful gloves.
The bowler decided on a mumbled apology rather than a full-throated appeal.
The Skip, who has sent down far fewer deliveries this year than last, would have stayed on for his full seven overs was it not for a cautionary word from Selfish.
Seeing the new tailender speak with an Aussie accent and smash his first delivery from the Skip for a straight four, Selfish muttered 'could be a honey monster'.
The Captain shivered. Memories of the muscle-bound Australian youth who smashed him round the West of Ireland a few years ago flashed up.
The Skip made a strategic retreat and Selfish and Tim mopped up the last two wickets, the last one being the so-called new Honey Monster for a less than murderous 13.
Still, you got yourself a bowl, didn't you, Simon?
Weasels finished on 115 all out off 32.3.
By now, the overcast Sunday had transformed itself into a gorgeous late summer's day.
Perfect batting weather even if the Greenwich Park was the usual bounceless pudding.
But what the heck - we were fortified by a delivery of scrumptious home-made brownies by Test Match's better half Amy at tea-time.
What could stop us?
Accordingly, Cincers' openers Selfish and Test Match set off a gallop, with Simon in particular punishing the bad balls.
Weasels' frustations began to show as the pair rattled along at about five an hour with only the occasional scare.
Eventually, Honey Monster Mark II trapped Selfish in front when he was two short of yet another half-century.
Umpiring, the Skip didn't move a muscle for seconds..before triggering him.
He left the stage slowly, his partnership with Test Match sundered one run short of the century.
James arrived and made clear what all his cries of 'get on with it' from the boundary edge were all about.
He scythed his first ball for four to mid-wicket. Another followed soon.
There was still life in the game, though.
Test Match was skittled for 43 by Weasels' skipper Bish who bowled as though he had made a mistake by bringing himself on so late (the curse of many a bowling Skipper....).
Moyners trotted out with the formica shelving (he calls it a bat but we know better).
He quickly trotted back - 0ut for a duck after giving himself room for a trademark cover drive that didn't quite come off.
Now he's talking about coming to winter nets. Yes, you read it here first. Tim M at nets. Better get a photographer.
The scene was set for Tom to show off with barely 10 needed to win.
Portentously, he called James down for a mid-wicket conference which went like this: 'Let's get them in singles.'
Decoded, that meant 'give me the strike and you won't see it again 'cos I'll get them in two shots.'
Sadly for Tom, the Skip, still umpiring, had a quiet word in James's ear.
He duly kept the strike and got the winning runs with a sweep behind square for four.
Game over.
Thanks to Charlie for fielding for Weasels to help them make up the numbers.
And thanks to Weasels for a game played in great spirit with the odd bit of self-sledging by them.
Match tally so far this season: Won 5, lost 4, one tie. Gulp.
Next stop the tour in Provence!
A wild play-and-miss outside off was followed by a rasping boundary to mid-wicket.
As Tim held the pose, it was all too much for Weasels' opening bowler Greg.
'Cricket. What a cruel, cruel game,' he cried in pain.
There was more at the end of his over.
'I want to go home. Skip, please take me off,' the seamer sighed.
It was that sort of day for our Sunday opponents at Greenwich Park.
Fielding just nine men (one fewer than Cincers), Weasels won the toss and put themselves in and were going well until a freak dismissal.
New left-armer Chris Payne, in apparently his first bowling spell ever, slipped and sent down a juicy long-hop outside off.
The eyes of Weasels' batter William lit up and he hammered it square for four....only to see Tim M snaffle the catch at point. Thirty-three for one.
Juat six runs later, skipper Bish smashed one back straight and watched in astonishment as Chris took a stunning caught-and-bowled.
With his burly build and muscular approach to the wicket, the Skip spotted it immediately.
Chris is Tim Bresnan's left-handed cousin. Great debut.
Cincers had opened up with Charlie Barker and Richard de Q.
Tight-bowling from both, especially Charlie, kept Weasels in check before Chris took the first wickets.
At the other end, Test Match's accurate swinging deliveries meant the opposition was going at a snail's pace.
Enter the spin twins - offie Richard H and the Skip's lofted leggies now converted into involuntary googlies.
Plus generous leg-stump full tosses which helped Weasels up the pace and mount a bid for respectability.
However, Richard's offies were working their usual magic with a smart stumping from the keeper ....Tom Lowe. 82 for 3.
('Are you going to mention my razor-sharp reactions and superb glovemanship on the blog, Skip?' Tom asked modestly after the match.)
Oh, all right then.
Two clean-bowleds from Richard H meant Weasels had slumped to 85 for 5.
The offie could have had more, dropping a sharp chance off his bowling.
As did the Skip. He put down a c & b for the second week running.
But he picked up two caught behinds thanks to Tom, the first an authentic edge to a full-pitched ball which baffled the batsman and the bowler by shaping in rather than the intended turn away.
The second was ripped straight from the Cincers Book of Shame, a double-bouncing embarrassment which somehow the batsman managed to edge into Tom's grateful gloves.
The bowler decided on a mumbled apology rather than a full-throated appeal.
The Skip, who has sent down far fewer deliveries this year than last, would have stayed on for his full seven overs was it not for a cautionary word from Selfish.
Seeing the new tailender speak with an Aussie accent and smash his first delivery from the Skip for a straight four, Selfish muttered 'could be a honey monster'.
The Captain shivered. Memories of the muscle-bound Australian youth who smashed him round the West of Ireland a few years ago flashed up.
The Skip made a strategic retreat and Selfish and Tim mopped up the last two wickets, the last one being the so-called new Honey Monster for a less than murderous 13.
Still, you got yourself a bowl, didn't you, Simon?
Weasels finished on 115 all out off 32.3.
By now, the overcast Sunday had transformed itself into a gorgeous late summer's day.
Perfect batting weather even if the Greenwich Park was the usual bounceless pudding.
But what the heck - we were fortified by a delivery of scrumptious home-made brownies by Test Match's better half Amy at tea-time.
What could stop us?
Accordingly, Cincers' openers Selfish and Test Match set off a gallop, with Simon in particular punishing the bad balls.
Weasels' frustations began to show as the pair rattled along at about five an hour with only the occasional scare.
Eventually, Honey Monster Mark II trapped Selfish in front when he was two short of yet another half-century.
Umpiring, the Skip didn't move a muscle for seconds..before triggering him.
He left the stage slowly, his partnership with Test Match sundered one run short of the century.
James arrived and made clear what all his cries of 'get on with it' from the boundary edge were all about.
He scythed his first ball for four to mid-wicket. Another followed soon.
There was still life in the game, though.
Test Match was skittled for 43 by Weasels' skipper Bish who bowled as though he had made a mistake by bringing himself on so late (the curse of many a bowling Skipper....).
Moyners trotted out with the formica shelving (he calls it a bat but we know better).
He quickly trotted back - 0ut for a duck after giving himself room for a trademark cover drive that didn't quite come off.
Now he's talking about coming to winter nets. Yes, you read it here first. Tim M at nets. Better get a photographer.
The scene was set for Tom to show off with barely 10 needed to win.
Portentously, he called James down for a mid-wicket conference which went like this: 'Let's get them in singles.'
Decoded, that meant 'give me the strike and you won't see it again 'cos I'll get them in two shots.'
Sadly for Tom, the Skip, still umpiring, had a quiet word in James's ear.
He duly kept the strike and got the winning runs with a sweep behind square for four.
Game over.
Thanks to Charlie for fielding for Weasels to help them make up the numbers.
And thanks to Weasels for a game played in great spirit with the odd bit of self-sledging by them.
Match tally so far this season: Won 5, lost 4, one tie. Gulp.
Next stop the tour in Provence!
Monday, 8 August 2011
Richard H leads the way as Cincers' end victory famine at Old Wimbledonians
A batting masterclass from Selfish Simon, a battling undefeated 39 from BK's Pete and a late blitzkrieg from Tim Cork took Cincers to a memorable victory Over Old Wimbledonians yesterday.
But the triumph, our first ever over OWs, was all built on a fine spell of off-spin bowling from Richard H and a superb all-round effort in the field.
As is now the custom in Cincers' game, it went down to the wire.
But it began with a fatal wobble by OWs
Having won the toss and chosen to stick us in, their Skip had a sudden change of heart.
He was worried we were too weak and the game would be all over in a trice.
Was he conned by our Skip?
It's possible. Many people have been.
The trickery continued.
To lull OWs into a false sense of total dominance, what better than for the Skip to bring himself on with his 'leggies'!
One classic flighted full-toss on leg was wafted effortlessly for four and OWs were up and running.
The trap set, Selfish's famously miserly media-pacers were deployed to replace the Skip.
At the other, Charlie Barker, now rapidly becoming a Cincers regular, started tightly too.
The first breakthrough: technically, batsman run out off non-striker's buttock.
A sharp deflection, a chaotic run and Selfish off his own bowling threw down the stumps at the keeper's end.
(Keeper, by the way, was Corkie - Pete having arrived a mite to late to don the gloves).
Selfish soon struck again - an LBW.
For the rest of his spell, he was a miser - 1 for 13 off 7.
Even so, OWs were striking the ball well when Richard H began with his two-stride run-up off-breaks.
The oppo's eyes lit up. His first over went for 12.
But they don't call Richard the Graeme Swann of Cincers for nothing.
(They don't actually call him that at all yet but we need to get this label up and running).
After being smashed for one mighty boundary, the batsman was bowled through the gate by a sharp turner. 36 for 3 and looking good.
Inevitably, OWs rallied after that.
But then Charlie struck, thanks to a fine catch from a half-asleep Tom L at gully.
He was dozing as Saturday night was his official 30th birthday party.
He was still dozing when he came into bat later.
Back to their innings.
A dry-as-dust and slow wicket was suiting Richard.
Suddenly he got two in two. The hat trick ball didn't materialise but there was run-out off his bowling, thanks to Pete posting himself at mid-wicket and sharply moving to square leg.
The bails were sharply removed by Corkie.
For some reason, the scorebook doesn't show it but he also executed a smart stumping to give Richard another wicket.
All the while, Pete toiled away at the other end, his medium swingers tying OWs down but with little reward until James snaffled a catch at mid-on.
At 119 for 9, with roughly six of their alloted 40 to go, OWs were in dire straits.
They rallied once more to 137 for 9.
Having tried out newcomer Tom Pugh (roughly the same height as Tom L, similar build but not snoring while he fielded) for a couple of overs, the Skip brought back Selfish.
He also took a real gamble. He brought himself back on.
The team held its breath. Was this wise?
It was, thankfully, Only one run came off his two overs, one dropped caught and bowled and then redemption by bamboozling the tailender in the flight. The poor man played on.
Excellent fielding by Cincers had helped keep OWs to 143 off 35.
We clapped Richard off the field for his 4 for 30 off 7.
In theory, the target wasn't taxing.
But this was a combined OWs Sunday thirds and seconds.
As for us, we had a couple of new players to bed in.
It was not going to be easy.
Selfish opened up with Dee who's exaggerated 'leaves' outside off (also known as play-and-misses) were soon infuriating the oppo.
Simon ploughed on in the same old way, watchfully playing late and putting away the bad ball away with aplomb.
We moved along steadily, at roughly 3.5 an over - the overall asking rate.
Regardless, Dee started fretting.
Umpiring, the Skip had to remind him that with Selfish at the crease, there was time.
We'd got to about 30 without loss when fate struck.
Having only just stopped mithering about the run-rate, Dee developed a mystery elbow injury and promptly left the field.
That brought in James who clearly has potential to be a heavy-scoring batter but may be needs a winter of nets and coach Frank's tender mercies.
He was bowled for two whereupon Dee (complete with elbow) returned.
It was a brief stay. He was skittled for 11.
Enter Tom L.
And then exit Tom. Immediately.
Sashaying down the wicket first ball to a legspinner (a proper one), he was so far out of his crease he needed a zones one-to-six travelcard to get back.
Forty-two for 3 rapidly became 42 for 4 when new signing Chris Payne, a mate of Richard and James's, was bowled for a duck.
So began the crucial stand. Pete B, better known for his biffing of Cincers' bowling for old enemy BK, strode out.
OWs were confident.
We still needed the best part of 100 and they probably thought we were done for.
The bowling was tight.
But Selfish and Pete were up to the challenge.
Dot balls a-plenty there were but then also the vital boundary here and there.
Drinks came and went but still the partnership continued.
Selfish duly notched yet another 50.
Unfortuately, our scorebook doesn't record exactly when Simon fell - to one that kept very low - but when he went, a shiver went through the watching Cincers.
We still needed four, or just over four, an over and by this time, OWs had brought some serious bowling on.
The Skip, mindful of his suicidal victory-denying run in the previous game, was pacing up and down as he was next but one in.
Thankfully, he was oblivious to the fact that Tom L, doing a long spell of umpiring as punishment for his golden duck, had just told Pete we had no batting left.
(Despite signalling repeatedly to be replaced as umpire - he wanted to use the loo - the Skip refused, saying he needed some time in the middle after that loony shot).
Happily, Corkie didn't hear Tom's 'no batting left' remark either.
He is a 20/20 specialist opening batter. Not one of life's single-takers.
So just as OWs began to smell fear, Corkie nailed them.
Starting with a four, he whacked three boundaries in all to help Pete take us over the line.
As the scoreboard picture shows, Pete finished with an invaluable 39 not out and Corkie with 15 n/o.
A memorable first victory over fine opponents.
To top it off, we gave Tom L a bottle of champers for his birthday.
He didn't open it.
After his first-ball duck, there had to be some limit to the celebrations!
Many thanks to all who turned out.
* Next game - Sunday, August 21 v Weasels at Greenwich Park.
Tuesday, 2 August 2011
Skipper's doomed dash costs Cincers' victory as pulsating game ends in a tie
Sunstroke. A rush of blood to the head. A misheard call of 'there's one there!'
The Skip was left clutching at excuses on Sunday after a bonkers sprint down the wicket cost us victory.
With seven balls to go (yes, seven) and just one needed to win against new opponents SLICC, he charged down from the non-striker's end like a man possessed.
Terrified, the man on strike - new signing Charlie Barker - was frozen to the crease, baffled as to why a ball hit straight to a close-in mid-off was a run.
It never was.
The bails came off, followed by Cincers' wheels.
The Skip momentarily blamed Charlie for forgetting to switch his phaser to 'stun' and immobilising him at the non-striker's end.
But after several calls to the Samaritans, the captain owned up.
Unforgivable!
His hare-brained charge had broken Cincers' hearts.
Sadly, there were other breakages - starting with Chris Storr's finger.
The digit was severely damaged when he bravely went for a hard-hit catch on the cover boundary.
Very bad luck.
Churlish to point out the drop then went over the boundary for four so we won't.
Chris's injury, confirmed at the conveniently-located St George's Hospital A & E (we were playing near Tooting/South Wimbledon), meant Cincers were down to 10 in the batting department.
That became nine when Mohammad left before he had a chance to strap the pads on.
Our opponents - Southwark and Lambeth Imperial Cricket Club - had the Skip worried as soon as he clapped eyes on them.
There was something about them that spelt danger. It was....youth.
With two Cincers well past their personal half-centuries (Tim M and the Skip), it looked like a tough ask.
SLICC, ironically given his injury, were recommended to us by Chris.
Lawyers, I think they are.
The toss - at Haydons Road Rec 10 minutes from South Wimbledon tube - was won by the Skip.
Although it was a blisteringly hot day, he elected to bowl, fearful that SLICC's rumoured fine quickies would blow us away.
But it was our openers who initially turned up the heat.
Tim Collins, returning for his second game of the season, and Mohammad, started superbly.
The SLICC youngsters hardly laid a bat on ball.
After 10 overs, they were barely at two an over.
But on a lightening quick outfield and dry-as-dust pitch, the change bowlers could not maintain the strangle-hold.
The odd wicket fell - Shebash took a superb catch at mid-off from a fiercely-hit drive off Charlie's medium-pacers.
The Skip came on and bowled a decent two overs, getting SLICC's best batsman (he averages 80 apparently) with a trade-mark stumping by keeper Adam.
But after that, the legspinner lost it big-time and got thumped for about 18 in one over.
Chris Storr was unlucky - as was offie Paul - not to get an LB but then none of the SLICCSTERS departed that way (a moot point given later events).
Apart from the odd heroics, our fielding was, well, rubbish.
Tom at gully and Shebash at mid-off got down to the ball well on a dangerously unpredictable outfield.
But overall, we must have handed SLICC a dozen extra runs through misfields and blunders.
Tom at gully and Shebash at mid-off, though, kept
A score of 199 for 4 off 35 was testing, given the rumour that the opponents were a fine bowling outfit.
Michael Holding in his pomp would have been happy with the run-up SLICC opener Danny took.
He wasn't exactly express but my, he was wild at times - dishing up the odd beamer intermingled with sharp in-swingers.
The full tosses presumably explained why his team-mates were so well versed with the 'above waist-height' no-ball rules.
One full pitch which Shebash played on to a very sensitive area forced him to retire hurt.
Another struck Tom on the glove and left him wincing with pain.
This time, he wasn't acting.
At the other end, SLICC skip Will looked to be bowling a much more controlled length which had opener Ali in some trouble.
That said, Ali plays and misses one ball, then whacks the next for four.
As a pinch-hitter, he's as good as Cincers has had.
So needing over 5 an over, we kept up with the pace even though wickets kept falling.
Ali was LB for 30, Tim M and Adam both went for quickly scored 27s.
Shebash had bravely come back in but could not recover his six-hitting form of last week.
As if to match Chris's misfortune for Cincers, one of SLICC's fielders copped a broken wrist stopping one at mid-off or thereabouts as we went for the runs.
Paul, hitherto known more for his spinning, insisted on being a batsman this weekend.
He played like one.
In fact, his stand with big Tim C - starting with Cincers at 120 for 5 and needing 80 at a rate that had suddenly climbed to eight an over - looked destined to take us to an improbable victory.
Remember, Chris's injury and Mohammad's early dart meant we only had nine batsmen or eight wickets.
SLICC, though they grassed a fair few catches, were far better at ground-fielding than Cincers.
But when you clear the ropes, ground-fielding isn't a problem.
The Tim/Paul combo blazed away, with Paul belting one fine straight six.
But with 20 or so needed off three, he was triggered...by Tim M for 23.
'Moyners' is old school. If he thinks it's out, he gives it.
Regardless of whether any LBs have been given for us.
Paul trudged off, shaking his head. From the side-on view came mutterings that he was well forward.
So enter the Skip, in the batting form of his life, having scored mighty innings (for him) of 25 and 37 as an opener in recent weeks.
What could go wrong?
Anyhow, he wasn't needed.
Tim C kept the strike and crushed SLICC's morale with some mighty blows.
To cries of 'catch it' from the oppo, Tim loudly proclaimed 'you can't catch that' as one disappeared far over the fence.
Then disaster.
With the scores level, Tim M's finger rose again. LB. The batsman left for a majestic and rapid 54.
He wasn't complaining but an unworthy thought flitted briefly across the team's collective mind.
Had the wrong Cincers' finger been cruelly crocked that afternoon?
In came young Charlie on his batting debut for Cincers, two balls to face in the penultimate over.
One to win, one wicket left.
The field came right in.
Charlie's first ball. No run.
So what? Seven to go.
The second ball, whacked firmly to mid-off.
The rest is history. Tragic, bloody history.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
PS: On closer inspection, our beloved scorebook shows Cincers scoring 184 off the bat, plus two no-balls, 13 wides and three leg-byes - 18 extras in total.
Using the now well-established Hindu-Arabic numbering system, that comes to 202.
All together now:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
PPS: Next game - Sunday, August 7 v Old Wimbledonians at OWs' ground, Raynes Park.
Sunday, 24 July 2011
Below-par BK blitzed by Cincers as Shebash and Tom spurn the singles for boundaries
BK's long run of victories over Cincers ended in dramatic fashion at Greenwich Park today.
New signing Shebash and Tom blew the old enemy's under-strength attack apart in a hail of fours and sixes - one of them which even Big Jim would have been proud of.
On an unseasonally (this being summer and all) hot and sunny Sunday, Cincinnati actually managed to field 11 players.
Well, 13 actually, if you count Cincers' Dan and his three-month-old son Jack who turned up to watch us.
But BK could only muster seven.
They were hampered by various regulars shunning the real cricket for something called the Test Match at Lord's.
We lent them one (James, 'volunteered' by the Skip) but that still left BK two down on us.
The toss was won by the Skip who invited BK to sample the delights of Mohammad Asif steaming in.
Mohammad was only playing for us after the thwarting of an outrageous bid to pinch him by Cincers' semi-regular Abid for his own league side. Disgraceful!
The dispute, though, seemed to have taken its toll.
The seamer's radar was wonky and he bowled a fair few wides until a sharpish one pitched up outside off bounced and took the edge of opener Hassan.
Keeper Kevin made no mistake behind the stumps.
Nine for one.
The bounce probably took the batsman by surprise on this pitch, another dreadfully low, slow Greenwich Park track.
At the other end, Test Match was finding swing but no luck in a tight opening spell.
The big breakthrough, when it came, was thanks to Shebash.
Cincers' James, batting tidily at three for BK, clipped one of Richard's off-spinners to mid-off for what looked like an easy single.
But after a fatal hesitation from talented non-striker Farhan, Shebash threw fast and hard to keeper Kevin who calmly collected and whipped the bails off.
Richard claimed a slice of the glory. 'There's always a wicket in my first over,' he chirped.
Anyhow, a key wicket. 49 for two.
Meanwhile, latest Cincers' debutant Charlie Barker, a mate of Test Match's, had entered the fray.
He had kicked off with the odd loosener.
But the over after the run out, James's promising innings was ended when Charlie shivered his off-stick. 49 for three.
James had notched up 14, quite an improvement on his two innings for Cincers so far (both ducks). May he should play against us more often!
At the other end, BK's Dan's sweep shot against Richard went wrong and he had his stumps re-arranged. 56 for 4.
With Charlie clattering another BK wicket, the oppo stood at a perilous 58 for 5.
But hell, the Skipper hadn't had a bowl recently so on he came with his loopy (read it as you will) leggies with Rockie doing his meerkat immitation at the other end with his in-duckers.
Cincers was sharp today, not just with Shebash but with Charlie whose arm is going to be an asset to the team (if Abid doesn't try to poach him, that is!)
BK had put on another 18 when batsman Imran tried one too many cross-bat shots.
He fell LBW to the Skip. 76 for 6.
Last wicket pair Seb and Adrian, though, stuck around.
Even though the odd ball from the Skip did something unusual (i.e. spun) and Rockie bowled a very tight spell, the duo racked up a useful 30.
Eight of them came from one incident-packed over from Tom - so incident-packed that the bowler claimed one of his turned clean off the pitch. It's shown as a wide in the scorebook.
On 106, though, Seb darted forward to one of the Skip's trademark flights of fancy outside off, missed and was smartly stumped by Kevin.
Tea was served up by Test Match - a veritable feast of pasta, pizza, home-made sponge cake and brownies of course. Delicious.
Needing 107 off the full 35 overs, Cincers opened up with Shebash and Ali.
Despite a couple of early fours, Ali couldn't repeat his rapid 40-odd of a fortnight ago.
May be he was feeling unwell. He actually left one delivery outside off.
Eventually, he played on to BK opener Hassan. 12 for one.
Test Match has been in a rich vein of form for weeks but BK's opener Andrew ended it today.
He trapped him LBW even though he had got well forward. 19 for two.
A distraught Test Match then locked himself in the pavilion for 15 minutes, ostensibly for 'security reasons' while he had a shower.
Depleted they might have been but with Test Match gone, BK started to hope that once again, they were going to put one over on Cincers.
We'd also lent them a fielder (Charlie and then Ali) so they had nine on the pitch.
But the Shebash/Tom partnership soon crushed any victory dreams BK had.
Tom hit one extraordinary forward defensive-style six to the long-off boundary off Hassan who until then, had bowled very tightly.
But it was Shebash who stole the show.
The strokesman hit 46 in boundaries, six fours and three sixes.
One mighty blow to long-on off spinner Imran cleared the scoreboard, the spectators and almost the tarmac path before disappearing on only the second bounce into the flower beds on the other side of the pavilion.
As the end approached, the two batsmen started spurning the singles in favour of smashing the boundaries.
In the 21st over, Shebash put BK out of their misery and finished the game with a four.
A fine innings, ably partnered by Tom.
But thanks also to BK for sportingly playing the match with men short.
* Picture shows Dan and son Jack (overcome with emotion at our victory) with (left to right) new recruit Charlie, Test Match, Rockie and Tom.
** Next match - next Sunday (July 31) v SLICC at Haydons Road, Wimbledon.
Monday, 18 July 2011
Soaked Cincers drown in Whitstable as Labour Club six-hitters storm to victory
We all need an excuse. Cincers' get-out yesterday v Whitstable Labour Club was the weather.
The Skip won the toss and chose to bat in bright sunshine...that lasted about 15 minutes.
Thereafter, rain. Fine drizzle, then heavy, then drizzle. Plus a howling gale.
Despite all that, the runs flowed.
Sadly, not for newcomer James who was skittled for a duck.
But he was an emergency opener. Test Match was calmly munching a sandwich in the changing room as the innings began.
Cincers' time-keeping was pretty hopeless as usual but happily for us, the Labour Club's was even worse.
They took the field with six players, with the others rolling up here and there.
The early gaps came in handy as Test Match finally joined the Skip at the crease with one wicket down.
The duo like batting at Radfall.
A few years back, they put on Cincers' first century partnership.
Yesterday, the Skip's luck was in again as his flicks off the pads and late cuts helped him keep pace with Tim.
Test Match is in a rich vein of fame, averaging about 70 in recent innings.
One upper cut for four off Labour Club's quickie left-armer stuck firm in the memory.
All the while, the rain kept falling.
With the score on 82 or thereabouts, the Skipper was bowled for 37 (six boundaries included. Nosebleeds all round).
The 82 was off about 18 overs, though as we always play time games in Radfall, none of us seemed to know how good that was.
Enter Moyners who thumped a trademark extra-cover drive for four and then walked straight off.
With all the others.
It was hammering it down.
An hour's interruption, including an early tea, followed.
It was about 4.25pm when Cincers retook the field.
The Skip, by now umpiring, was working on declaring about 5pm, giving Whitstable about the same number of overs as us.
Test Match duly passed his 50 to no applause or apparent interest from the watching Cincers
(Later, we were not great at keeping the scoreboard up to date. Didn't help the batsmen or the Skip trying to calculate when to declare).
In the end, rain ended the innings.
We came off on an impressive 172 for 3 off 30.3 overs, with Test Match on 76 not out and Moyners departing for a quick 38.
Labour Club started with intent, with one of the Wicks brothers carving us straight and wide.
Rockie, gamely opening up with Test Match, got him in the end.
But the opposition were keeping well up with a run rate not far shy of 6 an over.
One over cost us as one of Labour Club's left-handers plundered two towering sixes.
At the other end, Test Match steamed in for an uninterrupted spell of 14 overs.
He did not repeat his epic 7 for 57 off 15 (if memory serves me) which gave us a fantastic victory several years ago at Radfall.
But he snaffled three wickets with some fine swing-inners and outers.
One was a sky-high steepler caught by brother Jack behind the stumps after the Skip and Roger (playing his annual match for us) wisely didn't yell 'mine' from their respective fielding positions.
We Lancastrians know our place...and our catching ability.
Jack's keeping throughout was top-notch.
That'll be because he's playing regularly for us this year (hint, hint, Jack!)
Richard H, in his second game for Cincinnati, got a wicket first ball (sharply pouched by Moyners who clearly mistook the ball for a chocolate muffin).
Stephen Wright, gracing the side with a rare appearance, trundled in and kept the rate down.
Fielding was pretty good, with James and the Skip saving runs with sharp stops and return throws (James has a great arm).
Roger and Richard put their bodies on the line in boundary saving dives, oblivious to the subsidence implications for the pavilion.
Sadly, Mark, Cincers' founding captain and celebrating his 52nd birthday yesterday, got shunted out of first slip to mid-wicket shortly before two sharp chances flashed that way.
But Labour Club's Paddy and skipper Richard put together a fine partnership which took them over the line with an over or two before the closure.
A fine game, played in the usual competitive 'esprit' (getting ready for the French tour, lads) against hospitable hosts.
Could we have won it? Yes, with a bowler or two more and 11 men (we had 10 after a no-show from someone called Alex W).
But what the hell, let's blame the weather.
The Skip won the toss and chose to bat in bright sunshine...that lasted about 15 minutes.
Thereafter, rain. Fine drizzle, then heavy, then drizzle. Plus a howling gale.
Despite all that, the runs flowed.
Sadly, not for newcomer James who was skittled for a duck.
But he was an emergency opener. Test Match was calmly munching a sandwich in the changing room as the innings began.
Cincers' time-keeping was pretty hopeless as usual but happily for us, the Labour Club's was even worse.
They took the field with six players, with the others rolling up here and there.
The early gaps came in handy as Test Match finally joined the Skip at the crease with one wicket down.
The duo like batting at Radfall.
A few years back, they put on Cincers' first century partnership.
Yesterday, the Skip's luck was in again as his flicks off the pads and late cuts helped him keep pace with Tim.
Test Match is in a rich vein of fame, averaging about 70 in recent innings.
One upper cut for four off Labour Club's quickie left-armer stuck firm in the memory.
All the while, the rain kept falling.
With the score on 82 or thereabouts, the Skipper was bowled for 37 (six boundaries included. Nosebleeds all round).
The 82 was off about 18 overs, though as we always play time games in Radfall, none of us seemed to know how good that was.
Enter Moyners who thumped a trademark extra-cover drive for four and then walked straight off.
With all the others.
It was hammering it down.
An hour's interruption, including an early tea, followed.
It was about 4.25pm when Cincers retook the field.
The Skip, by now umpiring, was working on declaring about 5pm, giving Whitstable about the same number of overs as us.
Test Match duly passed his 50 to no applause or apparent interest from the watching Cincers
(Later, we were not great at keeping the scoreboard up to date. Didn't help the batsmen or the Skip trying to calculate when to declare).
In the end, rain ended the innings.
We came off on an impressive 172 for 3 off 30.3 overs, with Test Match on 76 not out and Moyners departing for a quick 38.
Labour Club started with intent, with one of the Wicks brothers carving us straight and wide.
Rockie, gamely opening up with Test Match, got him in the end.
But the opposition were keeping well up with a run rate not far shy of 6 an over.
One over cost us as one of Labour Club's left-handers plundered two towering sixes.
At the other end, Test Match steamed in for an uninterrupted spell of 14 overs.
He did not repeat his epic 7 for 57 off 15 (if memory serves me) which gave us a fantastic victory several years ago at Radfall.
But he snaffled three wickets with some fine swing-inners and outers.
One was a sky-high steepler caught by brother Jack behind the stumps after the Skip and Roger (playing his annual match for us) wisely didn't yell 'mine' from their respective fielding positions.
We Lancastrians know our place...and our catching ability.
Jack's keeping throughout was top-notch.
That'll be because he's playing regularly for us this year (hint, hint, Jack!)
Richard H, in his second game for Cincinnati, got a wicket first ball (sharply pouched by Moyners who clearly mistook the ball for a chocolate muffin).
Stephen Wright, gracing the side with a rare appearance, trundled in and kept the rate down.
Fielding was pretty good, with James and the Skip saving runs with sharp stops and return throws (James has a great arm).
Roger and Richard put their bodies on the line in boundary saving dives, oblivious to the subsidence implications for the pavilion.
Sadly, Mark, Cincers' founding captain and celebrating his 52nd birthday yesterday, got shunted out of first slip to mid-wicket shortly before two sharp chances flashed that way.
But Labour Club's Paddy and skipper Richard put together a fine partnership which took them over the line with an over or two before the closure.
A fine game, played in the usual competitive 'esprit' (getting ready for the French tour, lads) against hospitable hosts.
Could we have won it? Yes, with a bowler or two more and 11 men (we had 10 after a no-show from someone called Alex W).
But what the hell, let's blame the weather.
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
Selfish returns to steady the ship and give Cincers dramatic victory over Actors
Another week, another struggle to field a side with only three Cincers who played last year in this weekend's side v Actors at Greenwich Park.
But no matter. New signing Mohammad Asif followed up his July 10 debut at Hampstead Heath to help blow away Actors top order after we lost the toss.
Actors were reduced to 43 for 5, with Selfish Simon turning the screw with his whippy seamers (he took two wickets).
Actors new Kiwi strokesman Simon Wood restored their fortunes by biffing 52 (much of them courtesy of another buffet bowling performance by the Skip) to give the visitors a chance of something to defend.
But for a brilliant direct hit run-out by Sam Ladbury, Wood would have taken Actors to a lot more than the 125 they did get off 25.3 overs.
Along the way, another new recruit - Richard Hadlow - took a debut wicket with his offies.
Being Greenwich, the bounce was, er, variable. Actors skipper Jamie got a grubber that doubtless saved us quite a few runs.
For the record, Mohammad had us all cheering as he shattered one Actor's stumps to take his fifth wicket, with the celebrations broken only by the call of 'No Ball' from the umpire.
In reply to Actors, Cincers fielded a new opening partnership of Shebash and Ali (mates of Mohammad and all courtesy of Sean Moloney bumping into one of the cricket-hungry lads in a shop in Blackheath).
Shebash looked good but did not last while James, yet another new boy, also came and went quickly.
But Ali, using a borrowed bat, drove Actors to distraction...literally. Anything on his legs was whipped mercilessly to the boundary.
As he rattled up a score, Selfish (who had opted to drop down to four) settled in.
He looked a bit rusty but then the new father isn't playing that often this season.
But one punched off-drive that hit the tree on the boundarybefore the bowler had finished his follow-through showed us he hasn't lost it.
The Skip is always open to pleas so when Sam politely asked to bat up the order at five, he got his wish.
With Ali undone by low bounce (he scored 43), you'd have thought all Sam needed to do was keep Simon company, with plenty of overs to come and only 60-odd needed.
As if.
An almighty heave off what was only his fourth or fifth ball ended Sam's brief stay at the crease.
Thankfully, Dee - playing his third game for us - steadied the team's nerves.
He scored 21, helping to take Cincers to 107 before he was caught behind.
Just 19 to win and three wickets left (both sides only had 10 men) and plenty of overs to spare... so no problem.
Er, think again.
New man Richard was out first ball and the Skip, who at least can normally stodge for Britain at the death, decided to late cut to first slip. Oh dear.
Keeper Kevin Powley - who some old-time Cincers might remember used to keep for old opponents Blackheath Select - was the last man in.
As he watched Mohammad stride out to bat at 9, Kevin gulped and muttered: 'Are we really going to lose this?'
'Probably,' we all thought quietly.
We didn't. Mohammad held firm. Selfish and he got us over the line with 13 overs to spare (22 overs gone, not 27 as stated in my text message).
A great game played in the usual spirit against sporting and long-established opponents.
By the way, Simon finished on 46 - just shy of yet another Selfish half-century.
As Rockie might say, result all round then!
But no matter. New signing Mohammad Asif followed up his July 10 debut at Hampstead Heath to help blow away Actors top order after we lost the toss.
Actors were reduced to 43 for 5, with Selfish Simon turning the screw with his whippy seamers (he took two wickets).
Actors new Kiwi strokesman Simon Wood restored their fortunes by biffing 52 (much of them courtesy of another buffet bowling performance by the Skip) to give the visitors a chance of something to defend.
But for a brilliant direct hit run-out by Sam Ladbury, Wood would have taken Actors to a lot more than the 125 they did get off 25.3 overs.
Along the way, another new recruit - Richard Hadlow - took a debut wicket with his offies.
Being Greenwich, the bounce was, er, variable. Actors skipper Jamie got a grubber that doubtless saved us quite a few runs.
For the record, Mohammad had us all cheering as he shattered one Actor's stumps to take his fifth wicket, with the celebrations broken only by the call of 'No Ball' from the umpire.
In reply to Actors, Cincers fielded a new opening partnership of Shebash and Ali (mates of Mohammad and all courtesy of Sean Moloney bumping into one of the cricket-hungry lads in a shop in Blackheath).
Shebash looked good but did not last while James, yet another new boy, also came and went quickly.
But Ali, using a borrowed bat, drove Actors to distraction...literally. Anything on his legs was whipped mercilessly to the boundary.
As he rattled up a score, Selfish (who had opted to drop down to four) settled in.
He looked a bit rusty but then the new father isn't playing that often this season.
But one punched off-drive that hit the tree on the boundarybefore the bowler had finished his follow-through showed us he hasn't lost it.
The Skip is always open to pleas so when Sam politely asked to bat up the order at five, he got his wish.
With Ali undone by low bounce (he scored 43), you'd have thought all Sam needed to do was keep Simon company, with plenty of overs to come and only 60-odd needed.
As if.
An almighty heave off what was only his fourth or fifth ball ended Sam's brief stay at the crease.
Thankfully, Dee - playing his third game for us - steadied the team's nerves.
He scored 21, helping to take Cincers to 107 before he was caught behind.
Just 19 to win and three wickets left (both sides only had 10 men) and plenty of overs to spare... so no problem.
Er, think again.
New man Richard was out first ball and the Skip, who at least can normally stodge for Britain at the death, decided to late cut to first slip. Oh dear.
Keeper Kevin Powley - who some old-time Cincers might remember used to keep for old opponents Blackheath Select - was the last man in.
As he watched Mohammad stride out to bat at 9, Kevin gulped and muttered: 'Are we really going to lose this?'
'Probably,' we all thought quietly.
We didn't. Mohammad held firm. Selfish and he got us over the line with 13 overs to spare (22 overs gone, not 27 as stated in my text message).
A great game played in the usual spirit against sporting and long-established opponents.
By the way, Simon finished on 46 - just shy of yet another Selfish half-century.
As Rockie might say, result all round then!
Six-hitting Cincers brought low by Bedford Row in injury time on Hampstead Heath
A classy 68 from Test Match, six-hitting heroics from Richard de Q, Jack and Behzad plus a fine bowling spell from new signing Mohammad left Cincers just three wickets from victory over Bedford Row.
So enter the Skip to bowl the penultimate over...and blow it!
Dot ball, wicket! and then two fours took Bedford over the finishing line with just eight balls to go.
Heads went down but not for long as this was a great game, especially as nearly half the Cincinnati line-up were newcomers.
The venue at 'The Extension' on Hampstead Heath was the scene of a memorable Cincers' triumph over Bedford a few years back (oh Jim, where have you gone!)
This time, with a depleted line-up (10 men v Bedford's 11) and only six men on the ground at the start of play, we were kindly given the option to bat first.
Test Match (aka Tim R) opened up with the Skip volunteering to join him ...only to remember the tall guy pacing his run-up was Bedford quickie Idnan. Gulp.
Sadly, the guy at the other end was arguably even harder to score off.
Result? A painfully slow opening stand off three for 0 off four overs (all runs wides).
It was only when the Skip actually tried to hit the ball that he got out...for six in about the eight over. Score: 30 for 1.
Enter Abid, armed with his trusty bat and usual bagfuls of advice for anyone who'd listen.
A stand of 62 was the result but with Cincers needing to get a move on post a competitive total against Bedford's strong batting line-up.
Behzad, who made his debut against London Saints in June, smashed one glorious six then lost his off stump.
Test Match strode on, passing 50 but then went for one boundary too many and was bowled.
That left Jack and Richard de Q to light the fireworks.
Playing his best at the crease for many an innings, Jack posted 24 - including a superb maximum over long on. Shot of the season so far.
Hockney expert Richard had Bedford's bowlers tearing their hair out as he smashed three sixes and an extraordinary four to square on the off-side off a near full-toss.
Even so, we needed 39 extras from Bedford to post 194 for six off 35 - a decent total but with unknown bowlers to come, may be not enough against Bedford.
We were also hampered in the field after Dee did his groin in going for a quick single (may have been the one that got Jack run out. Can't remember).
New recruit Jon Reed opened up the bowling, with 1 for 13 off three but hung his head in shame when his wicket came off a double-bouncer.
Fellow newboy Zeeshan looked good till he broke down in his second over, leaving Abid to take up the strain.
Bedford were always up with the rate, with skipper Richard Sharpe dealing in boundaries with close support from partners Dom and Sunil.
As they racked up the runs, it was more than just wounded pride for Cincers.
Keeper Jack took a fearful blow to the face standing up to brother Test Match's off-spinners.
He had to leave the field for a few overs.
While he was off, stand-in keeper Zeeshan took a blinding catch to dismiss Richard Sharpe for 42 - a vital break-through.
Richard de Quintal's quick skidders accounted for two Bedford men but no-one expected newcomer Mohammad to deliver the game almost into Cincers' hands.
Coming on a fourth change, the bowler (found by Cincers' man Sean Moloney, for the record) steamed in a very lively pace to finish with 2 for 10 off seven (both wickets clean-bowled).
So what went wrong?
Well, we needed just one or two more bowlers to keep it tight.
Instead, the Skip went for glory. The rest was history...
(Game played on Sunday, July 3)
So enter the Skip to bowl the penultimate over...and blow it!
Dot ball, wicket! and then two fours took Bedford over the finishing line with just eight balls to go.
Heads went down but not for long as this was a great game, especially as nearly half the Cincinnati line-up were newcomers.
The venue at 'The Extension' on Hampstead Heath was the scene of a memorable Cincers' triumph over Bedford a few years back (oh Jim, where have you gone!)
This time, with a depleted line-up (10 men v Bedford's 11) and only six men on the ground at the start of play, we were kindly given the option to bat first.
Test Match (aka Tim R) opened up with the Skip volunteering to join him ...only to remember the tall guy pacing his run-up was Bedford quickie Idnan. Gulp.
Sadly, the guy at the other end was arguably even harder to score off.
Result? A painfully slow opening stand off three for 0 off four overs (all runs wides).
It was only when the Skip actually tried to hit the ball that he got out...for six in about the eight over. Score: 30 for 1.
Enter Abid, armed with his trusty bat and usual bagfuls of advice for anyone who'd listen.
A stand of 62 was the result but with Cincers needing to get a move on post a competitive total against Bedford's strong batting line-up.
Behzad, who made his debut against London Saints in June, smashed one glorious six then lost his off stump.
Test Match strode on, passing 50 but then went for one boundary too many and was bowled.
That left Jack and Richard de Q to light the fireworks.
Playing his best at the crease for many an innings, Jack posted 24 - including a superb maximum over long on. Shot of the season so far.
Hockney expert Richard had Bedford's bowlers tearing their hair out as he smashed three sixes and an extraordinary four to square on the off-side off a near full-toss.
Even so, we needed 39 extras from Bedford to post 194 for six off 35 - a decent total but with unknown bowlers to come, may be not enough against Bedford.
We were also hampered in the field after Dee did his groin in going for a quick single (may have been the one that got Jack run out. Can't remember).
New recruit Jon Reed opened up the bowling, with 1 for 13 off three but hung his head in shame when his wicket came off a double-bouncer.
Fellow newboy Zeeshan looked good till he broke down in his second over, leaving Abid to take up the strain.
Bedford were always up with the rate, with skipper Richard Sharpe dealing in boundaries with close support from partners Dom and Sunil.
As they racked up the runs, it was more than just wounded pride for Cincers.
Keeper Jack took a fearful blow to the face standing up to brother Test Match's off-spinners.
He had to leave the field for a few overs.
While he was off, stand-in keeper Zeeshan took a blinding catch to dismiss Richard Sharpe for 42 - a vital break-through.
Richard de Quintal's quick skidders accounted for two Bedford men but no-one expected newcomer Mohammad to deliver the game almost into Cincers' hands.
Coming on a fourth change, the bowler (found by Cincers' man Sean Moloney, for the record) steamed in a very lively pace to finish with 2 for 10 off seven (both wickets clean-bowled).
So what went wrong?
Well, we needed just one or two more bowlers to keep it tight.
Instead, the Skip went for glory. The rest was history...
(Game played on Sunday, July 3)
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
Max bows out with maiden 50 in tight run chase but Cincers fall short in Kiwi contest
He saved his best till last. Pity Cincers' tail end couldn't quite do the same.
On Max's last outing as a a Cincinnatian at Greenwich Park before he returns to his native NZ, the homesick Kiwi did us proud.
For all his time with Cincers, opener bowler 'Lord Rashbrooke' has been a humble 10 or 11. Like Rockie but with no moaning.
But for his final performance on home soil (he's touring in Croatia so not his last ever game) and with his bad back ruling out bowling, Max was promoted to number three.
My word, he rose to the challenge, A consummate 50, his first ever for Cincinnati, so nearly guided us to victory.
On a humid day in the park, he had only one failing - his sportsmanship and sense of fair play.
Getting a thin edge just after he reached his half-century, the Kiwi walked while umpire Test Match waited for confirmation it had carried. It had but Max was already on his way.
Ironically, the bowler Jack was one of his own countrymen.
The very game, our first against Grafton Lions, was set up to mark Max's departure as the Lions are a Kiwi side with a couple of rogue Aussies thrown in.
They're mates of Chris's...of whom, more later.
The day started nervously. Arriving at the ground, Cincers spotted the young, fit opponents - complete with girlfriend fans - and assumed the worst: humiliation.
The toss lost, we found ourselves in the field in a 35-over contest.
And guess what? The Lions were distinctly less frightening in the flesh, with Jim bowling as well as ever and Stuart steaming in as an Aussie does with the scent of Kiwi wickets in his nostrils.
No luck for him or for Jim to begin with as the Lions struggled for runs but didn't lose a wicket.
But then, it was Max's day.
He broke the deadlock by snaffling a lofted drive off Jim.
It wasn't long before he caught another, also off the big man. Nineteen for 2.
The Lions rallied a bit before the Skip made a fielding change (ok, it was Test Match's idea). He moved out of cover and put Sean there instead.
A lively Saturday night meant the County Clare man's eyes weren't fully open.
No matter. He took a smart catch to give Test Match his first wicket.
Rockie entered the fray, with his slow in-duckers driving opposing skipper Geoff round the bend.
It ended when the batsman played on. 57 for 4.
Sadly for us, the Kiwis panicked and sent two Aussies in. They made hay (the Skip retired after one over for 15!) and reached 172 (er, the scorebook is not clear but it was something like that).
It was not without controversy.
Jim appeared to be denied a nailed-on hattrick when Aussie tailender Miles nicked one behind.
Or so it sounded. He didn't walk. He wasn't given.
We ploughed on.
Earlier, Stuart had finally got one wicket when he deserved a couple more while Sean opened his eyes to take a blinder off Chris's, er, varied bowling. Apparently, it's all that hurling they do in Ireland. Makes them cats in the field.
It's rubbing off on the rest of us. The performance in the field was one of our best, with Keith and others saving plenty of runs out on the boundary.
Someone called Will was keeping wicket. Remember him?
He re-introduced himself which some fine glove work and a very smart stumping off Tom.
Test Match did the tea (enough pasta for a battalion and the delicious trademark Mrs Ross brownies).
Wickets - four for Jim, two for Test Match, one apiece for Stuart, Rockie, Tom and Chris.
Needing about five an over, Test Match and the Skip (no-one else would open) set off on the chase.
Three balls in, the Skipper decided to show off his fine judgement outside off and watched his off stump disappear behind him. Doh!
Enter the Max. Exit the Test Match - bowled by Lions' opener Jack whose quick arm was to prove Cincers' undoing.
Max arrived at the crease to a hastily-arranged guard of honour from his fellow Kiwis in the opposing side (thanks, lads).
He never really looked back.
Sound defence mingled with some punishing pull shots to set him on his way.
This was against possibly the finest spell of sustained, accurate bowling we've faced in many a day, by the way.
Only at one end were there any wides or no-balls.
But bit by bit, first with Tom partnering him and then with Keith, Cincers kept up with the pace.
Unwisely, though, Keith had earlier told the Skip he was in a rich vein of form. The 'Ballinasloe Basher', as he shall be called, duly perished for a hastily hit 14.
Will arrived. A year or so since his last game, he pretended that he'd forgotten how to bat.
But he was always one of the most powerful hitters in the side and he didn't take long to remember.
One drive back over the bowler's head was a straight as could be - right over middle for four.
It was all just going to plan.
But then, one of the few bad balls Lions sent down did for him - a half-track bouncer which umpire Test Match was about to signal as a wide until Will somehow got an edge trying to hit it into next week.
A setback. However, what's a setback when you have Jim in next?
For the next few overs, the big man combined with Max to send a shiver down the Lions' spines as with controlled hitting, the Cincers duo pressed on and kept up with the rate.
It was all going so well...until Lions' skipper Geoff pulled off a superb catch at short cover to send Jim on his way.
Still, we were in with more than a change. Max was still there. We were still up with the rate.
We also had Stuart, hero of a couple of rearguard actions already this season, to come.
But Lions' Jack was too good. Whipping them down, he did first for Max and then for Stuart.
Sean had earlier gone first ball (can't remember if the eyes were open or not).
Last two men at the crease - Rockie and Chris. Just under three overs left. 17 to win.
Tension. Oh, for a wide or a no-ball.
One over went by with hardly a run scored.
The penultimate started the same way.
But then off the last ball of the 34th, Chris struck gold. He hit an exquisite off-drive.
Hope revived. It went for four.
Last over. Nine needed.
Lions had run out of seamers. Back came their left-arm spinner who had gone for a few.
In a dastardly trick, he changed tack and came over the wicket. It was turning.
Rockie got a single off the first.
More tension. Chris took guard. He played and missed.
Then a stroke of luck. He still played and missed but the keeper did too. Four byes.
Two balls to go. Four to win.
Tragically, Chris did not manage another run and we ended four short.
Only later did Chris whisper that he thought we needed a six.
Ah. Perhaps that explains why he tried to hit the leather off it. Oh well.
A fine game against new, worthy opponents.
But above all, a magnificent send-off for Max.
He'll be with us on tour of course but that's him signing off as a UK-based Cincer as he heads back to Wellington.
Or is it?
Rockie, his traditional tour room-mate, has other ideas. 'He'll be back,' said the Sage of Southend sniffing the air.
If that 50 on Sunday is anything to go by, here's hoping!
:: Our picture shows the Hare and Billet post-match celebrations - left to right: Test Match, Chris, Max, the Skip, Tom and Rockie.
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